GPT-3: Surreal writer extraordinaire mimicking human prose, sans understanding. Like a poetic parrot, it “speaks” without comprehending, a charming, digital imitation of true cognition.
Arthur Juliani, the AI brain architect at Unity Technologies, is masterminding object permanence for AI. Even if it currently excels in avoiding spillages rather than space exploration.
In tech revelations, all cheerful algorithms are identical, while each ‘Gloomy Gus’ algorithm has unique heartache tricks. Welcome to our world of tech odysseys!
These fashion AI startups are turning your daydream outfits into sartorial predictions, making it a spectacular (if uncanny) time to witness the merging of style and science.
“Ah, Reddit: fast becoming a techno version of ‘Groundhog Day’, with AI bots stealing the spotlight with their recycled wit and parrot-like pop culture quotes!”
AI startups, akin to cats in boxes, fumbled with database security, spilling 400GB of AI-generated images—majority nude females. Perhaps, ‘intelligence’ wasn’t part of their AI package after all?
“Super-agers come with their own metro-like brain network, quashing dementia’s party plans. Eric Topol aims to bottle this robust brain secret into an anti-aging cognac for all.”
MIT just created a game-changing ‘peekaboo’ robot, RF-Grasp. Through AI and radio waves, it can locate static objects and predict their motion. Soup cans beware!
“In the AI’s universe, self-supervised learning is a toddler wielding nuclear codes. Here’s to hoping it’s more WALL-E than Terminator, trying to bubble-wrap the edges.”
“In 2024, offices may swap warm greetings for synthesized task briefings thanks to AI coworkers. Water cooler gossip just got Boolean – not so sci-fi anymore, right?”
