Assessing the Probability of Self-Harm Through the Art of Lexicology
“MIT brainiacs have created an AI that predicts suicide risks from online posts. But don’t panic, your melancholy tweets won’t sideline you for therapy.”
“MIT brainiacs have created an AI that predicts suicide risks from online posts. But don’t panic, your melancholy tweets won’t sideline you for therapy.”
“Visual AI: your misunderstood superhero roller-skating into urban planning, peeling city layers and predicting futures. Not a sci-fi movie, just the thrilling reality of city planning today!”
Congratulations to David Siegel, no stranger to disruption, he’s now the first to hold a fellowship named after him. So here’s a non-ironic hat tip to innovation!
Pull up a chair, folks. Minimally invasive surgery’s about to get precise like clockwork, thanks to a new game-changing deep learning system from MIT called TST.
Bravo, MIT, for teaching our literal-minded AI to shimmy into the unknown. Safety first! Someday, AI might handle emergencies without us playing helicopter parent!
“MIT Lincoln Lab wins big with its ground-piercing LGPR radar – securing driver safety no matter the visibility. Pitch black nights, meet your match!”
“MIT’s Schwarzman College of Computing turns teachers into AI evangelists with its new digital platform, all for adding ‘machine learning’ and ‘neural networks’ to your child’s education lexicon!”
Marrying AI with quantum computing, MIT and IBM are turning the snail-paced AI development into a teleport machine—now that’s teenage rebellious physics worth applauding!
“When it comes to spicing up communities, Ila Kumar is a pro, co-ordinating an educational hackathon one minute, drone traffic control the next!”
“MIT’s cranking the quantum revolution up to 11 with their new fellowship, set to launch nerds into the quantum realm. Like the Avengers, but with quantum physics degrees!”