“MIT Launches Innovative Program to Teach Military Geniuses the ABCs of AI!”
“An Army of Geeks: 35 military officers traded choppers for Ivy League classrooms this summer, undergoing AI training at MIT. “Siri, what’s our mission?”
Revolutionary Approach Injects Humor & Precision into Your Statistic Estimations!
MIT mathematicians say data isn’t always independent and identically distributed – operationalizing “no two people have same music taste”. Finally, a statistical method that gets jazz!
Cursor Unveils AI Coding Tool for Designers, Because Creativity Needs a Sidekick Too!
“Tech-illiteracy’s demise is the new empowerment narrative. Cursor, fearless rival to digital design bigwig, Figma, champions this narrative with one cheeky ambition—making digital creation everyone’s playground!”
OpenAI Whisks Away Slack’s CEO for a Fun-Filled Venture as their Chief Revenue Officer
“Stepping into the fascinating world of AI, Denise Dresser has evolved from selling Slack’s software to stirring the cashflow of OpenAI. Alexa, play ‘Eye of the Tiger’.”
OpenAI Employee Resigns, Accusing Firm of Swapping Economic Research for AI Cheerleading in Sardonic Departure
A new economic research team at OpenAI is turning inquisitive and slightly apprehensive eyes towards the complex love affair between AI and our economy. Buckle up, folks!
OpenAI, Anthropic, and Block Join Forces to Ensure AI Agents Maintain Good Manners
AI bigwigs join forces to create rules for black-box AI, likened to a seasoned boxer who knows the playbook and avoids going rogue. Here’s to a more standardized AI future!
iFixit Unveils a Hilariously Handy Chatbot Repair Guru in an App
In an ingenious blend of AI and augmented reality, iFixit’s Fixbot aims to make DIY electronic repairs as simple as pointing a camera. Tech-infused heroics, anyone?
US Giants in Bitcoin Mining Shift Gears to AI: A High-Tech Comedy of Errors
Brace yourselves: Energivorous Bitcoin mining giants are surprisingly morphing into eco-conscious AI data centers, giving ‘green’ a techy twist. Is this the dawn of an energy-efficient era? Stand by.
MIT’s Own Scoop 2025 Schmidt Sciences AI2050 Fellowship Titles in a Blend of Intellect and Wit!
MIT’s brightest land again in the limelight, named Schmidt Science Fellows. Meet our finest defense against an AI uprising, ensuring our species doesn’t end up as ‘pet-abyte’.
OpenAI Needs a Creativity Boost: Hilarious Mix-ups with Pre-existing Product Names!
GPT-3: Surreal writer extraordinaire mimicking human prose, sans understanding. Like a poetic parrot, it “speaks” without comprehending, a charming, digital imitation of true cognition.