Manhattan’s AI Summit dropped a plot twist: reused tech is the real game-changer. It’s revitalizing fossil fuels, an unexpected champion, especially for President Trump. Welcome to our retrospectively disruptive future!
Dreaming of AI snatching your programming job? Well, MIT spills the tea – AIs may be tech tycoons, but software sorcery? That needs a human touch, code wizard!
“Three intellect AI heroes fly the Google coop to swoop into fresh machine learning territory. No corporate strings – free, unconventional brainy exploration is afoot!”
“Captain Wei, from Facebook’s News Feed and Google Chrome, now navigates OpenAI’s colossal AI ship towards the treacherous, untamed seas of artificial general intelligence. All aboard!”
“Elon Musk, entrepreneur and part-time mad scientist, has a new AI vision: not just your digital butler, but an omnipresent companion fused to your brain. Intriguing, right?”
Data startup, Thinking Machines, guzzles down undisclosed funds in a pre-Series A round, led by vision-filled Foxmont. Typical ‘information age’, eh?
“Apparently, stringent ‘age verification’ on AI nudify sites equates to knowing mom’s maiden name and dad’s birthdate – a disconcerting prospect indeed!”
“Despite Fox Sports’ attempts, rogue AI continues to pirate streams – popping up faster than popcorn and slipping through the cyber cracks, even into Twitter’s mainstream.”
“Blurred lines between Microsoft’s profit-predator instincts and OpenAI’s Bambi-esque idealism could derail our benign robot dreams. Cue dramatic strife over AGI’s future. Popcorn, anyone?”
Leave it to MIT’s whiz kids to unearth a new human cell type with savvy AI before many of us can master our ‘smart’ TV remotes!
