US Tech Titans Set Sights on Cash Splurge in UK AI Tango
Trump: Silicon-Valley’s surprise cupid, wins tech hearts by match-making them with Boris Johnson’s UK, sprouting unexpected Brexit love-triangle yielding quantum computing and AI investments.
OpenAI’s Adolescent Safety Measures: A Delicate Ballet of Caution and Innovation
From tying nooses to playing nanny: OpenAI fixes a glaring safety precursor in their AI. In the end, it’s not child’s play running tech daycare!
Crafting AI Scaling Laws: A Guide to Optimize LLM Training and Maximize Your Budget with a Dash of Humor!
If MIT’s new AI training budget framework was a person, it’d be the person who brought a calculator to a Vegas buffet – absolutely brilliant.
Matthew Prince Advocates for AI Firms to Foot the Bill for Their Transgressions: A Witty Take
“Dive into this thrilling podcast where Cloudflare’s super-serious CEO turns cyber caped-crusader, promising a future internet every cat video lover would yearn for – safe, open and fair.”
“Artificial Intelligence: The Leading Force of Disruption in Politics, Media, Technology, and Beyond… Laughter Included!”
Tickling the underbelly of tech from sofas worldwide, the WIRED AI Summit thrived virtually. Focus: AI thrills and spills, 2020 election, deepfakes, and even pandemic prattle.
“Mass Exodus of Google AI Staff: A Comedic Twist to a Serious Dispute Over Working Conditions”
“Well folks, Silicon Valley really gave us a two-for-one special: Bolt’s driver union plan shares the headlines with Google’s swift worker-pink-slipping! Workplace drama or sitcom episode?”
Artificial Intelligence Delivers a 3D Upgrade to Fetal Health Imaging: Ultrasound’s Got Nothing on Us!
“MIT and MGH researchers developed a predictive tool using machine learning for potential fetal growth abnormalities—an impressive blend of healthcare clairvoyance and sophisticated algorithmic magic.”
USA Today Ushers in Its Artificial Intelligence Epoch, Armed with a Chatty Assistant!
“USA Today introduces an AI chatbot to its editorial team. Ready for fresh morning news curated by a dandy machine with a flair for ‘fascinating’ content!”
OpenAI Turbocharges Its Robotics Endeavors in the Jovial Pursuit of Artificial General Intelligence
“OpenAI’s intelligence ambition now extends to robotic limbs, blending silicon brains with silicone hands—maybe they’ll master a decent martini next!”
“Microsoft’s AI Head-Honcho Humorously Dismisses the Idea of Machine Consciousness as Pure Fantasy”
“I’m not a crook, I didn’t inhale, and machines aren’t conscious,” says Microsoft’s AI Chief, adding a new twist to our Matrix-style paranoia.