“AI – from serving our whims to learning the art of the scam. Technology’s double-edged sword strikes again, with a dystopian twist. Always question before you reveal!”

“OpenAI pulls a ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ on China, powering down their chat-bot services. RIP to the AI that penned prose smoother than a pick-up line.”

Zillow’s Zestimate tool, the Kelly Blue Book for property, is leaping into real estate roulette – trading estimates for real buys. Making algorithms meet gut instinct – Fascinating!

“Robot-loving enthusiasts in Manhattan meet monthly, not just for pizza, but to deduce our AI-driven future – perhaps even vouching for a friendly digital dictator.”

“In 2017, ICE, not content with old-school tactics, dropped $41 million for Palantir’s data-mining software, making chasing immigration law violators as easy as playing peek-a-boo.”

China’s internet unexpected traffic surge scans all, from online hubs to anti-China posts in Japanese. Could the Golden Shield’s firewall be having an off-day? Stay tuned!

OpenAI’s president donates to a candidate known for unshared views? Quite a conundrum! Could it be business’s occasional illogical nature? More questions than answers indeed.

“Tackling poverty with AI? J-PAL’s geeking out to harness tech genies for data gaps, refining nonprofits’ services, and juggling ethical conundrums. It’s like teaching Siri philanthropy!”

Welcome to Rent-A-Human, where AI marketers replace humans and pitch tirelessly – no coffee breaks or vacations required! But remember, flashy ideas aren’t always gold.

Fasten your seatbelts, folks. AI’s latest hobbies include arcade domination and lock-picking! Privacy? Security? Maybe those are just illusions, due for a digital reality check.