“In 2017, ICE, not content with old-school tactics, dropped $41 million for Palantir’s data-mining software, making chasing immigration law violators as easy as playing peek-a-boo.”

China’s internet unexpected traffic surge scans all, from online hubs to anti-China posts in Japanese. Could the Golden Shield’s firewall be having an off-day? Stay tuned!

OpenAI’s president donates to a candidate known for unshared views? Quite a conundrum! Could it be business’s occasional illogical nature? More questions than answers indeed.

“Tackling poverty with AI? J-PAL’s geeking out to harness tech genies for data gaps, refining nonprofits’ services, and juggling ethical conundrums. It’s like teaching Siri philanthropy!”

Welcome to Rent-A-Human, where AI marketers replace humans and pitch tirelessly – no coffee breaks or vacations required! But remember, flashy ideas aren’t always gold.

Fasten your seatbelts, folks. AI’s latest hobbies include arcade domination and lock-picking! Privacy? Security? Maybe those are just illusions, due for a digital reality check.

“Rafael Gomez-Bombarelli, smiley MIT-based rebel, is stirring science with AI magic. Predicting nature’s code, fast-tracking discoveries, he crafts wild-west playgrounds – yet not replacing human scientists. Future snooze button predictor?”

With a new contract, US Customs and Border Protection plans to use Clearview AI’s ‘non-controversial’ face recognition tech. It’s ‘tactical targeting’ – sounds fun and incredibly vague!

“The AI alliance’s secret end-game? An ecosystem of startups living and breathing artificial intelligence – an ambitious move, or simply ludicrous? Only time will tell.”

Those clever MIT tinkerers have cooked up an AI program, a synthetic biology whizz-kid, that outperforms our human scientists in tackling antimicrobial resistance. Bravo… now, how about that coffee?