Apple was slyly dabbling in AI play before Facebook or Google, crafting tools to give user control over this tech. A playful pioneer, that sticky-fingered Apple is.

“OpenAI’s video generator: an awe-inspiring and chilling sci-fi scene. Critics warn of a deepfake dystopia, while OpenAI diligently wrestles with transparency and biases in its clever, mischievous machine-child.”

When your digital guardian launches an AI onslaught on internet hitchhikers – bots and web crawlers. A modern-day, digital duel – it’s popcorn time folks!

Here’s to Yahoo, the indomitable old hand of the internet, steadfastly standing tall at 30 – a defiant testament to digital resilience. Long live the unfading colossus!

Get ready to meet OpenAI’s Gemini, a new tech twin balancing the thrill of AI mastery against the chill of the uncanny valley. Chat about your Netflix binges included!

“Like a slow-motion superhero origin story, AI’s government takeover is less of a meteoric rise and more a case of the little engine that could… barely muster up steam.”

Artificially intelligent art critics? Sure. But remember, they can’t tell a masterpiece from a popcorn ceiling. They just crunch data, with no chills down silicon chips.

“AI is taking a stroll in space, with satellite internet creating a new trajectory for data-heavy tech. Welcome to the new mantra: if you’re not wired, you’re behind.”

Embrace the future with OpenAI – your new assistant on ‘office tasks’! Say goodbye to mundane chores and hello to a more efficient, AI-powered workplace.

“Synchron has taken ‘brainy’ to a new level with their implantable device causing no major study side-effects. Now, they have invited AI into the fray, courtesy of Nvidia.”