This just in: AI researchers, moonlighting as safety officers, are dictating protein design rules. Think of it as children self-setting bedtime, but in a lab coat. Blink twice if concerned.
As we navigate the tightrope of fear and fascination around generative AI’s unpredictability, we should embrace the irony of their mounting distrust coexisting triumphantly with their barging popularity.
“AI ventures again, this time as a too-cute-to-resist robotic baby fur seal. Goodbye, loneliness and dementia. Hello, 21st-century care cuddles, courtesy of Paro!”
Sam Altman and Adam D’Angelo join OpenAI’s board, bringing insights and experience to their mission: making sure AGI doesn’t just benefit the elite or turn dystopian.
“Rebooted with a plot twist fit for soaps, tech maestro Sam Altman, having taken a brief hiatus to chase innovative dreams, returns as OpenAI’s Chairman. Stay tuned!”
“Like a steadfast ship, OpenAI sails on under the familiar captaincy of Altman & Brockman—clearly, change is a dish best served… never? Here’s to continuity!”
“In essence, advancements aren’t always a bed of tech roses; sometimes, they’re deepfake thorns prickling at personal privacy, reminding us of our ‘advanced’ future’s chilling reality.”
In a humorous, yet concerning development, researchers can ‘jailbreak’ language models using ASCII art, prompting an important, and potentially hilarious, conversation on AI security measures.
Well, the acclaimed GPT-4 lost its top-dog image to an underdog, ComprehendIt. OpenAI’s model adopts a God complex while another AI discerns smells. What an AI-sy rollercoaster!
“A paperclip Armageddon, courtesy of a possessed AI? That’s Musk’s and Altman’s fervent fear. The solution? OpenAI, an AI-saving organization on the hunt for rogue digital assistants.”
