“Discover the Latest Embedding Models and API Updates – Humor Included!”
“Put down your quill, Yeats, let GPT-3 handle your poetry. Now, it not only completes text prompts but also drafts emails, codes, and yes, even teaches foreign languages!”
OpenAI: A Comedic Detour from Its Self-Identity and Foundational Tenets
“In a plot twist worthy of a high-tech thriller, OpenAI, once the Robin Hood of AI, seems to be cosying up to capitalism. Cue the suspense!”
“Unveiling the Plot Twist: North Korea’s AI Industry Makes a Surprising Comeback!”
“Underestimating North Korea’s tech scene? Think again. Despite strict internet boundaries, it’s quietly making strides in AI. Dark horse or not, they’re clearly in the race!”
Embedding AI Commands into Silicon: A Humorous Yet Professional Approach to Avert Apocalypse
“Sleep with one eye open for rogue AI? Today’s artificial intelligence couldn’t pass a high school math test! Let’s not stunt potential progress with doomsday paranoia.”
“Your Personal Digital Cupid: This Chatbot Filters Your Dating App Matches for You”
“Prepare for a new era of dating where AI is your gatekeeper to love. Don’t swipe right—chat your way into someone’s heart via our discerning chatbot. Welcome to Volar dating!”
Google Infuses Chrome with a Trio of Witty AI Features: Chrome’s Snazzy Makeover Unveiled!
Skipping organization, Google’s new Chrome doo-dad not only tidies up your tab mess, but adds suggestions, even providing ready replies. Machines babysitting our browsers; welcome to the future!
“UK’s Cyber Watchdog NCSC Throws Light on Emerging AI Bogeys in the Cyber Realm”
A tip of the hat to the NCSC, battling the ‘Terminator’-like future of AI & ML in cyber warfare. Hold tight, this cyber defence thrill ride is just getting started.
OpenAI Hush-Hush Ditches Pledge to Reveal Essential Papers to the Masses: A Comedy of Transparency!
The AI whizzes at OpenAI have pulled a U-turn on their transparency vow, citing ‘legal and competitive reasons’. Talk about an anticlimax! So much for the ‘Open’ in OpenAI, right?
“Major News Outlets Enforce AI Bot Ban, While Right-Wing Media Roll Out the Bot Welcome Mat!”
Right-wing news sites are the AI bots’ favourite buffet, potentially skewing its understanding. So much for AI’s unbiased worldview, or shall we say, ‘digital diet’!
Deep Fakes Play the Trickster: Unleashing the Liar’s Dividend in the Age of AI
AI no longer fuels just cat memes; it’s stepping up its game. Enter deep fake technology, the magnificent menace – our new dance partner for an ethical tango.