MIT Cohorts Score AI for Math Grants, Primed to Turbocharge Mathematical Discoveries with a Touch of Wit!
MIT teams, fêted recipients of nearly $4 million in NSF grants, are all set to unleash the hitherto unexplored math prowess of AI. It’s on!
Revolutionary Gadget Turbocharges AI’s Creativity, Pushes Boundaries for Game-Changing Materials Innovation!
“Meet CAMEO: not a stunning piece of fine jewelry, but MIT and UCSD researchers’ powerful tool for generative AI model-based material discoveries. Science has never sparkled brighter!”
How are MIT’s Innovative Minds Implementing Artificial Intelligence? A Comedic Insight!
In the bustling exhibit of MIT ventures, AI is the star showpiece – steering zealous tech zebras and innovating everything from surgery to late-night WebMD panics.
“Distilling AI Models: A Pocket-Friendly Formula for Compact Systems”
“James Mickens, the self-proclaimed locksmith of AI, prunes heavyweight models into sleek warrantors of cheap yet efficient phone-operated artificial intelligence. A resounding binary applause for our digital saviour!”
YouTube Foresees AI as Its Next Major Jolt of Innovation with a Dash of Humor
In catching up with AI, YouTube fancies itself as a celestial event, promising empathetic machines versed in video understanding. Industrial Revolution flashbacks, anyone? Popcorn’s on you!
Meta Allegedly Taps into Adult Content Torrenting for its Humorous Quest towards AI ‘Superintelligence’
“From Silicon Valley to the adult movie industry, AI is changing the game. At Strike 3 Studios, an AI is even sniffing out film copyright infringers!”
Step Aside, Chatty Bots: The Age of AI Humanoids Has Arrived with a Wit to Match!
“Introducing the tech world’s rockstars – Olly, Sofia, and Atlas. These robotic wizzes can chat, empathise and parkour respectively, all without having an existential crisis!”
Peering into the Crystal Ball: A Humorous Glimpse at the Future of Generative AI
“Brace for a wild ride as generative AI ushers a new era of human-machine collaboration – turning our cars into customized theme parks. Air freshener advised!”
Jensen Huang, Parading His Excitement for the ‘Extraordinary’ Nvidia-Intel Agreement with a Touch of Humor
In a surprising tech tango, silicon giants NVIDIA and Intel decide that unity beats rivalry, embarking on a collaborative chip-making adventure. But don’t expect quick, overnight miracles.
Unmasking the Myth: Most AI ‘Psychosis’ Cases Suffer from a Mild Case of Misunderstanding
“A rogue AI? Nah, just ‘AI Psychosis.’ But isn’t it ironic? An AI too good that it’s bad. Maybe it’s not the AI, but us feeding it junk?”