“An enigma wrapped in a sustainable riddle, AI’s energy usage is a tantalizing puzzle, growing exponentially each blink. A thrilling enterprise, indeed, with an eco-friendly Houdini twist.”
“From chick to ‘hungry shark,’ Alexa is revolutionizing daily life like your morning coffee, raising suspicions: is this ease or Amazon’s covert reach? Alexa, play ‘Suspenseful Theme Music’!”
Meet ASParagus, the ever-learning AI model that doesn’t just settle for being ‘just trained’. It relishes the challenge of continuous data-ingestion and self-instruction; no graduation party here!
When TikTok authors evolved past foot-tapping to keyboard-tapping, #NotAWrittenBot came into action – a resounding rebuff to AI’s audacious foray into the creative realm.
In a digital-age twist, OpenAI’s chatbot, ChatGPT, isn’t just data-mining, but utility-banking, paying you to chat! An entertaining way to shape AI’s future, and earn some pocket change.
“Meta is developing AI for better human-like conversation. Perhaps soon we’ll wake up to Siri pontificating on quantum physics over our morning coffee.”
“AI is like a dog on a skateboard: an entertaining novelty, but lacking understanding. It’s a linguistic parrot, an amicable gender-biased illusion, a fascinating but empty echo.”
AI’s promise of cost efficiency has turned from barely breaking the piggy bank to a pricey burden – much like ending up at a pricy death metal concert unexpectedly.
Disney and Universal are in courtroom brawl with folks who long to hit pause on their enchanting roller-coasters for, unbelievably, a loo break!
Our revered AI turns out to be a toddler in disguise. It fusses over ‘cat’ identification, requiring human hand-holding. Enter DeepMind’s self-learning brainchild, RLØ—minus crying and diaper changes.
