“AI’s coming-of-age threatens to gatecrash young workers’ professional debut. Exploration of job lands is replaced by AI-readiness, one-upping our beloved Sci-Fi fantasies’ materialization into an employment crisis!”
“Big guns out, big brains in! The military’s new arsenal: neuroimaging and cognition tests. A head-on assault on mental health – not just armoured, but armed!”
Think your family dinners are tense? Elon Musk’s AI ‘child’, Xaia, is launching legal volleys at Apple. Pass the popcorn, this family feud is just warming up.
“Just like a magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat, Lantern pulls color from sketches and ages faces with a well-measured mix of data, algorithms and digital stardust.”
“Brace yourselves, education is going AI. No chalk dust, just digital wizardry. But remember, there’s a ‘Jurassic Park effect’ – we can, but should we?”
“China’s astronaut, Ye Guangfu, is slated for interstellar banter with Wukong, a chatbot supercharged for deep-space tête-à-têtes – that’s a celestial leap of AI tech!”
Rambling with a chatbot today feels like a conversation with a forgetful grandma; simple is splendidly handled, while complex throws them off recall. Hilariously human, isn’t it?
Embrace the dystopia: Fitbit’s AI arm-candies now ping you into fitness or naps. All for just $10 a month. Health or Orwellian nightmare? You decide.
“An AI film festival proved both baffling and intriguing, offering avant-garde piece without narrative coherence. No rush, Hollywood – AI’s not stealing your Oscar yet.”
“AI in Hollywood: A diligent, predictive clairvoyant, yet a somber reminder- the magic of goosebumps and tearjerkers remains a distinctly human domain. Sorry AI, no Oscars yet!”
