“Artificial Intelligence, you might be intelligent, but according to the Ninth Circuit, you’re not Picasso. Your artistic renderings and sonnets lack the copyright calories!”
Feels like the Federal Trade Commission’s biggest role is not holding tech giants accountable, but making critical public documents mysteriously vanish. They’re real privacy magicians!
Artificial intelligence: revolutionizing coding yet amusingly suggesting humans to learn to code. Evidently, even in technology, irony isn’t lost. Buckle up, we’re in for a sassy ride!
AI: Destructive or transformative? Well, according to Roman Yampolskiy, we might be one step closer to sentient toasters. Bring on the endless cup holder snacks!
IBM’s CodeNet may not fix bugs, but shades on for this semi-superhero AI that spots offenders in 50 languages, across 14 million code snippets. Can’t fix, won’t fix, but sure can locate!
‘Classic Musk’, warning about killer AI while we just worry about our Roomba’s pirouettes. Federal agencies seem to now be seeing his point, red-marking the calender for Robo-Apocalypse.
Google’s Gemini—mind-bendingly, robots have ditched suits for software to understand our daily tasks. Imitation or domination? Only silicon will tell. Cheers to our humanity while it lasts!
Caught off guard? China’s tech-savvy population is embracing AI advances in video gaming, bolstering national pride and giving a whole new meaning to, “Game On!”
With the charm of James Bond and punctuality of a Swiss watch meet GSAI – a chatbot redeploying federal employees’ blues into digital hues.
“AI, acting as a techno-fairy-godmother with algorithm wands, is the latest contender tackling Kryptos, the enigma that’s causing even top-notch cryptographers to mumble ‘maybes.'”
