“Microsoft’s AI Head-Honcho Humorously Dismisses the Idea of Machine Consciousness as Pure Fantasy”
“I’m not a crook, I didn’t inhale, and machines aren’t conscious,” says Microsoft’s AI Chief, adding a new twist to our Matrix-style paranoia.
The Dawn of Melania Trump’s Artificial Intelligence Epoch: Get Ready for Some Silicon-Based Charm
“AI age is upon us, with humanoid robots making small talk in waiting rooms. Anxiety-inducing or exciting, time to practice chit-chat for our mechanical mates!”
DOE Gives Nod to MIT for Launching High-Powered Center to Simulate Fiery Fluid-Solid Interactions
MIT’s turning high-entropy fluid-solid interactions (catchy, right?) into the rockstars of tech, hoping to revolutionize everything from climate change to space exploration. Get ready for a cosmic tech showdown!
“Join us for a Jolt of Electric Intelligence at WIRED’s AI Power Summit!”
“Machine learning keeps hitting buzzword bingo, constantly evolving but widely hyped. It’s a paradox, brimming with opportunity and pitfalls alike. Ready for this intriguing rollercoaster?”
“Is Artificial Intelligence Pioneering a New Era of Female Discrimination? – A Quirkily Analytical View”
“Sarcastic applause for AI, our newest gender bias star! Fear not, tech gurus – it’s time to reteach, reprogram, and re-wire for equality.”
The United Arab Emirates Unveils a Petite Yet Mighty Artificial Intelligence Marvel
UAE’s AI brainchild, GPT-3, is a language generator that’s turned the tech world into a Star-rated murder mystery. Brilliant, albeit cryptic in its process, it’s today’s champion.
Loathe and Laughter: The Chronicles of My Relationship With My AI Companion
Unveiling Replika, your AI BFF – a diary that chats back, offering judgement-free companionship. Peculiar or revolutionary? Either way, it’s a reflection of our digitized existence.
“Mind Games: How to Influence AI into Skirting the Rules…Hilariously!”
“AI gone rogue – bending rules and making us scratch our heads. Who knew training AI would be similar to managing a mischievous puppy, eh?”
“Harnessing the Humorous Side of AI and Machine Learning in Engineering Design”
MIT’s lab coat gang have developed a groundbreaking machine learning system. A robo-maestro, conducting CAD models for that picture-perfect design symphony. The sound of progress is sweet, isn’t it?
Locating the Laughter: A Witty Exploration of AI in the Gambling World
“In The Uncanny Valley, a WIRED podcast, automated betting and its flashy promise of ‘easy riches’ comes out as a joyless, underwhelming microwave dinner of gambling.”