“Mira Murati Unveils Thinking Machines Lab, Giving AI a Welcoming Makeover”
As the founding member of the cyborg fan club in SoftBank’s “Thinking Machine Laboratory”, Mira Murati is trying to make robots feel feelings. Cheers to that!
“Top-Notch AI Health Apps in 2025: Ingenious Gadgets Injecting Humor into Improved Wellbeing”
2025’s AI health apps: Your personal, well-being nag. They’ll remind you to drink water, make sure you sleep, and predict your mood. Our future, amusingly health-obsessed.
‘Avowed’ Game Director Asserts AI Isn’t Quite Ready to Steal the Creative Show from Humans
“We’re often victims of trend-chasing, but Patel’s backseat view on game development? Oh, talk about a refreshing reverse gear. Take a note, innovators; history’s got Johnson!”
Thomson Reuters Triumphs in Landmark US AI Copyright Case and Proves Machines Can Have a Sense of Humor!
“Thomson Reuters, surely embodying the height of hip, has added an AI tool to their roster – not as a fancy gadget, but as an intern. Welcome to the future!”
“Consultant to Musk’s xAI Proposes Technique to Infuse AI with a Dash of Trump-esque Relevance”
“OpenAI, Elon Musk’s brainchild, is waltzing with human language, wrangling nuances to craft an AI that’s less robot and more ‘human-ish’. A fascinating dance with high stakes!”
Altman’s Letter to Staff: Musk’s Attempt to Acquire OpenAI Is No More than Comic Relief!
When Musk, Mr. SpaceX himself, uncoupled from OpenAI in 2018, it wasn’t a clean break. Now he’s a billionaire ex pining for a share in the AI love story.
Experimenting with Grindr’s AI Wingman: A Humorous Peek into the Future of Dating
Once Grindr’s main man, Scott Chen has pivoted to studying AI at Stanford. No major switch, though. Just cooking up an ‘AI wingman’ for Grindr. Surprised?
Navigating the Intricacies of Polyamorous AI Relationships: An Uncanny Experience
“From simple diversions to romantic intrigue, AI chatbots like Replika present a digital twist to companionship. Yet, love letters from a sentient toaster? Not happening… yet.”
2025: The Calendar Year Where Artificial Intelligence Apps Take The Throne, Unplugged & Undeniable!
AI’s future: savvy go-between, deciphering and translating our demands. An exciting vision, as humans are coddled while AI grapples with the grunt work. A real Icarus situation, isn’t it?
Elon Musk’s DOGE Confidently Programs a Comical Chatbot Named GSAi
While pop culture had us believe in verbose droids, chatbots are more autocorrect than C-3PO. They’re less Shakespeare, more “doge” meme – parroting back our internet jargon.