Unveiling the Jest and Jargon of Booting up an AI Startup
These fashion AI startups are turning your daydream outfits into sartorial predictions, making it a spectacular (if uncanny) time to witness the merging of style and science.
Artificial Intelligence Shenanigans: The Downfall of Everyone’s Reddit Experience
“Ah, Reddit: fast becoming a techno version of ‘Groundhog Day’, with AI bots stealing the spotlight with their recycled wit and parrot-like pop culture quotes!”
Exposed! Startup AI’s Nude-Photo-Packed Database Makes Quite The Exhibitionist Leap!
AI startups, akin to cats in boxes, fumbled with database security, spilling 400GB of AI-generated images—majority nude females. Perhaps, ‘intelligence’ wasn’t part of their AI package after all?
Eric Topol Anticipates the Role of AI in Detecting Alzheimer’s Through Retina Scans: A Sight for Sore Eyes?
“Super-agers come with their own metro-like brain network, quashing dementia’s party plans. Eric Topol aims to bottle this robust brain secret into an anti-aging cognac for all.”
MIT Researchers Hilariously Invoke the Power of Voice to Animate Objects Using AI and Robotics
MIT just created a game-changing ‘peekaboo’ robot, RF-Grasp. Through AI and radio waves, it can locate static objects and predict their motion. Soup cans beware!
Daniela Amodei of Anthropic Thinks AI Safety Could be the Market’s Next Cash Cow
“In the AI’s universe, self-supervised learning is a toddler wielding nuclear codes. Here’s to hoping it’s more WALL-E than Terminator, trying to bubble-wrap the edges.”
The Humorous Unfolding of Working Side-by-Side with AI Colleagues
“In 2024, offices may swap warm greetings for synthesized task briefings thanks to AI coworkers. Water cooler gossip just got Boolean – not so sci-fi anymore, right?”
Jon M. Chu Quips that Artificial Intelligence Could Not Recreate Wicked’s Signature Scenes
In a universe where Covid-19 hasn’t converted cinemas into posh locker rooms, we might have spent this summer with ‘In the Heights’. “On Hold, Reel of Adaptations”.
AMD’s Captain, Lisa Su, Laughs Off Fears of an AI Bubble Burst
“Declaring Lisa Su accomplished all at AMD feels akin to saying Da Vinci simply finished a ‘nice little painting’ with the Mona Lisa. Stay tuned.”
“ByteDance and DeepSeek Gamble on AI: A Tale of Two Strategies with a Twist of Humor”
“DeepScribe champions the hassle-free future of medical note-taking with an AI twist, while ByteDance is the life of the tech party, mingling across all digital domains!”