“Like a slow-motion superhero origin story, AI’s government takeover is less of a meteoric rise and more a case of the little engine that could… barely muster up steam.”
Artificially intelligent art critics? Sure. But remember, they can’t tell a masterpiece from a popcorn ceiling. They just crunch data, with no chills down silicon chips.
“AI is taking a stroll in space, with satellite internet creating a new trajectory for data-heavy tech. Welcome to the new mantra: if you’re not wired, you’re behind.”
Embrace the future with OpenAI – your new assistant on ‘office tasks’! Say goodbye to mundane chores and hello to a more efficient, AI-powered workplace.
“Synchron has taken ‘brainy’ to a new level with their implantable device causing no major study side-effects. Now, they have invited AI into the fray, courtesy of Nvidia.”
“Artificial Intelligence, you might be intelligent, but according to the Ninth Circuit, you’re not Picasso. Your artistic renderings and sonnets lack the copyright calories!”
Feels like the Federal Trade Commission’s biggest role is not holding tech giants accountable, but making critical public documents mysteriously vanish. They’re real privacy magicians!
Artificial intelligence: revolutionizing coding yet amusingly suggesting humans to learn to code. Evidently, even in technology, irony isn’t lost. Buckle up, we’re in for a sassy ride!
AI: Destructive or transformative? Well, according to Roman Yampolskiy, we might be one step closer to sentient toasters. Bring on the endless cup holder snacks!
IBM’s CodeNet may not fix bugs, but shades on for this semi-superhero AI that spots offenders in 50 languages, across 14 million code snippets. Can’t fix, won’t fix, but sure can locate!
