Like an armadillo at the Indy 500, Amazon retailers scramble for the Buy Box. Enter Rufus, the price checking top dog, making their race a tad less daunting.
Yes, we did throw a Silicon Valley shindig for those Turing whiz-kids. But do we really need Nobel-sized confetti for AI? Check with basketball’s Michael Jordan.
At an Amazon store, shopping isn’t just about grabbing yoga pants, it’s about interacting with ‘Rufus’, your AI shopping guide. The future of retail? Possibly.
“Fear not the nocturnal intruder, Ring’s AI tool turns spotting suspicious activity into a game. Scouring your footage like a hawk has never been so effortless, or entertaining!”
Roli’s Lumi Keys Studio Edition mixes music, tech, and magic, letting you command your piano performance with AI-backed ‘air gestures’. It’s like conducting an orchestra without the orchestra!
OpenAI lost four big wigs recently, ironically casting doubt on its ‘Open’ intent. Is it trouble in AI paradise or competitors wooing with superior coffee and paychecks?
“Musk-backed OpenAI plays a high-stakes ‘milking the cow’ game, swapping non-profit ennui for for-profit thrill – monetizing the web’s data under a poetic guise of innovation.”
Lost amidst Alaskan wilderness with only an ankle sprain for company? Fret not, because technology has got you covered! Welcome to ‘Where’s Waldo’, tech-reality edition, featuring AI-enabled, laser-equipped drones.
“Loving your AI-summary shortcuts? Apparently, they might leave you as clueless as a dry chicken kale salad trying to masquerade as a three-course feast!”
Meta’s video-understanding AI: a game changer reducing computation; for telepresence, filmmaking or autonomous cars training. Let’s hope self-aware robots aren’t part of the package.
