Meta, the popular geek, is seeing a surge in global schoolyard scolding for ‘borrowing’ journalistic homework without permission. Detention, in form of financial penalties, looms closer.
“Here’s a chuckle: after years conquering the digital realm, our tech overlords are wrestling with…search algorithms. Instead of rocket fuel, they’ve opted for manpower – enter Neeva.”
“By 2025, artificial intelligence isn’t just smart, it’s also female. The brains behind futuristic AI? Brilliant, boundary-pushing women adding a much-needed feminine touch to tech.”
The artificial intelligence in modern video games isn’t just playing you anymore. Now, it’s learning, adapting and flipping the script – Brace yourselves, Pacman’s got game!
“In a humorous twist, Apple’s ‘AI information messiah’ turned out to be an infamous ‘Fake News’ purveyor. Takeaway? Even high-end tech giants can miss curveballs.”
“AI may flag scams, but expecting it to catch all is akin to a puppy guarding a steak. Remember, even algorithms can’t outsmart human intuition!”
“Becoming a unicorn can seem like a dream until it boomerangs into a nightmare of unmanageable growth. Enter Mira Murati, the ‘wise owl’ untangling start-up knots.”
“Feeding athletes based on their biometric data or tricking mice into a VR vacation – a surreal future where AI talks back with a personality.”
“The White House has awoken to the digital age, boldly promising regulations from cybersecurity to AI. Here’s to taming technology which we’re just beginning to understand!”
Sprinting towards an AI future, we’re ecstatic and blinded by potential glory––ignoring that efficiency may invite a thrillingly catastrophic, system-wide failure. Let the games begin!
