Of the AI dawn, it birthed transparency and accountability— the notorious partners in crime. Ready for this tech tango? Fasten your seatbelts—it’s the thriller dance with technology.
In a humorous twist, Oxford researchers suggest your kaput toaster might be caused by an AI’s wild hallucinations as it struggles to mimic human pattern recognition.
“Dazzled yet dismayed, we craft AIs to mimic us, then recoil when they cheekily plagiarize, mimicking flawlessly. An uncanny, self-referential game of whispers indeed!”
Caught by surveillance, our memories are not personal recollections but rather the raw training data for mass surveillance networks run by enterprising tech moguls. Smile, folks!
In this unpredictable era, AI’s become our overbearing chaperone, clumsily saving our digital dignity while also meddling into Dumbo’s private chats. What’ll we ‘innovate’ next—a mood-reading toaster?
“AI’s astonishing leap in language understanding is like spinning rims on a bicycle: flashy addition, but not exactly a jet-set ride to an innovative breakthrough!”
“Researchers have found a way to make technology anxiety-prone. Apparently now AI can gauge our nerves just by watching us squirm at spider photos.”
“Picture Microsoft and Google in superhero capes, pledging humanitarianism by day but brawling in the AI ring by night. Are our tech saviors turning into AI overlords?”
Sutskever, OpenAI’s co-founder, reveals his brainchild – ‘Safe Superintelligence Inc.’ Little info, same addresses, and an SEC filing; recycling or reincarnating OpenAI? Only time will reveal the mystery.
Adventures in the dark web: where neo-Nazis are crushing on AI, preaching radical philosophies, and cooking up a digital dystopia, all while democracies play catch-up.
