“In a twist of events, Google’s AI is predicting weather faster than we can say ‘partly cloudy.’ Meteorologists, buckle up; it’s a stormy forecast for you!”
In the puzzling world of AI, our beloved language-learning models (LLMs) show an unusual preference towards past tense prompts, making them ‘selectively attentive’ – brilliant oddballs indeed!
“If AI gulps Python code with a hint of anxiety, it apparently makes them formidable & ‘natural’. Next, let’s include tardiness and double-dipping. Now that’s ‘natural’ indeed!”
Gone are the ‘post-it note’ days in sports. The Tokyo Olympics introduces high-tech razzle-dazzle, and couch potatoes might finally need reading glasses to dissect digitized sports data.
“In the realm of artificial intelligence, 72 hours is the new half billion years, all credited to shiny proteins and an AI with a disdain for slow progress!”
“Google’s Littlefoot, an AI in training aimed at easing our trip-planning woes, is everything you ever wanted in a travel agent—minus the British accent!”
The AI bigwigs are fashionably tardy, but now join CoSAI to raise AI risk awareness and tech ethics. Here’s to the blockbusting spectacle of AI’s ethical makeover! Cheers!
Despite lavish AI investments, developers still baby-sit robot toddlers, as we see massive budgets don’t guarantee autonomous performance, just a messy sci-fi movie of malfunctioning algorithms.
“In true Disney style, even predicting film success is being handed over to magic – AI, that is. Meanwhile, AI ‘worms’ are scoping the medical terrain too!”
In Silicon Valley, tech titans praise the tax benefits of Trump while their AI creations intriguingly reject him, highlighting their hypocritical rhetoric on democratic technology.
