Bard’s Gemini Pro Upgrade Marches On, Adding Image Generation with a Side of Humor
Adding sizzle to Gemini Pro, Bards Creation have now spruced it up with image generation AI. Get ready for visually dazzled inquiries. What next, AI-baked cookies?
NYU Researchers Construct Humorously Childlike AI with the Vision of a Youngster
“NYU researchers created an AI, ‘BabyMind’, to replicate toddler perception – an impressive marriage between a silicon brain and erratic infant gazes. Next stop: Nobel laureate of preschool?”
Mastercard Unleashes a Witty AI Model to Outsmart Fraudsters
Mastercard’s ingenious AI model, Fusion AI, battles e-fraud like an ever-learning digital intern on a perpetual espresso high – quite the cyber superhero!
Bulletin #24: The Unforeseen Clash – Microprocessors in the Mind, Duplicates and Rebellion of the Swiftie Brigade
“Diving into brain chips, grappling with cloning, or jostling with Twitter Swifties – our future is serving up sci-fi staples and Twitter-induced euphoria. Hang tight!”
AI Sends Data Center Power Bills Skyrocketing: How Do We Keep the Lights On?
Here’s a confusingly funny reality: AI is gobbling up energy like kids at a candy shop, trading precious natural resources for…well, targeted ads. Bitter pill to swallow, right?
Experience Report: Journeying into the Future With a Cutting-Edge AI Assistant You’ll Find Astonishingly Mind-Blowing
“A week-long experiment with fast.ai reveals an important truth – AI’s quite a whizz, but humans still win hands down in unpredicted situations.”
OpenAI Suggests GPT-4 Might Just Give You a Hand in Crafting Bioweapons, in a Somewhat Tongue-in-Cheek Manner
“OpenAI, home of AI cognoscenti and lottery prediction hopefuls, muses on whether its forthcoming GPT-4 could aid in crafting a bioweapon. Key code for top-shelf tech, anyone?”
Italy’s Data Protection Authority Tickles Giggle While Wagging Finger at ChatGPT Over Privacy Concerns
“OpenAI’s clever chatbot, ChatGPT, finds itself under data-protection scrutiny. Multilingual parrot or harmless chatterbox? Either way, it seems data ingestion is the new tech diet trend.”
Constructing a Chuckle-Worthy Alert Network for LLM-Assisted Biohazard Engendering
“AI is about to become literate, and suddenly, “biosafety” and “significant risk to society” are part of the conversation. Can we insist on extra robust robot rules, please?”
“CDAO and DoD Join Forces in Fun-Filled Events to Spot Prejudice in Talkative AI Models”
The CDAO and DoD’s recent prom-night equivalent of hunting for bias in LLM’s is both superfluous and reassuring. Beware, dear Siri, for your autocorrect misdeeds are exposed!