The Comical Commencement of Artificial Intelligence Culture Battles
In our human narrative, fearful visions of AI job theft and rebellion are more a reflection of our own insecurities than actual ‘machine intelligence’.
In our human narrative, fearful visions of AI job theft and rebellion are more a reflection of our own insecurities than actual ‘machine intelligence’.
From pandemics to privacy concerns, clean hands and clean codes have emerged as pivotal for today’s tech users. We’re not just neck-deep in quicksand, we’re sanitizing it!
The era of damsels in de-bugging, the duchesses of data, and the heroines of harnessing AI has dawned, rewriting the narrative of technology’s knights and their shining servers.
“OpenAI and Midjourney attempt to feed AI’s data hunger with WordPress and Tumblr, aiming to create a poetic Dr. Jekyll sans Hyde-like side effects.”
“Caught in a silicon showdown, OpenAI’s startling rebuke to The New York Times’ hacking claim shakes the tech world, stirring up a classic ‘he said, she said’ drama.”
Technical dystopia alert! It’s not our AI overlords we should fear. Instead, brace yourself for the gnawing nightmare of – drumroll – mounting technical debt. Hilarious, yet unnerving.
“Mistral AI threatens OpenAI’s GPT-4 with their new model, Hivemind. Showcasing unfathomable courage, let’s queue the popcorn as this AI fights for heavyweight title!”
Turning from Sunday sermon to crazy Saturday night party, the Carroll Times Herald comment section was hijacked by spambots peddling hysterical nonsense – until the algorithm nerds intervened!
Digital Whack-a-Mole, anyone? Web Policy Forum found that nearly half the globe’s top news sites now block AI web crawlers from ‘reading’ their precious articles.
Plagiarism: not just for humans anymore, says Copyleaks. It seems even AI can’t resist an easy shortcut, churning out unoriginal prose by the gigabyte!