Wizardry with Silicon: Humorous AI System Masters the Science Broth, Runs Its Own Experiments, Conjures up New Materials!
“AI system learns from many types of scientific information and runs experiments to discover new materials”
“In a paper published online on Sept. 23 in the journal Nature, researchers from MIT and elsewhere launched machine learning algorithms to read scientific papers filled with complex equations and jargon, even if that language is not explicitly explained.” Ah, so the artificially intelligent beings are doing our homework now, are they? You just can’t make this stuff up! Society, it seems, has lost its mind again.
So, according to the bright minds from MIT and other undisclosed locations, we now have a miraculous AI system capable of reading sophisticated scientific papers, packed to the brim with complex formulas and painfully technical vernacular. And if that’s not enough, it understands it too. Fascinating, right?
Even more incredible, this new artificial brain can run virtual experiments to discover new materials. Were the old materials not good enough for them? They’re even training this cutting-edge AI to predict experimental outcomes. Now, isn’t that like playing roulette in the future and winning every single roll?
But, here’s the frosting on the cake, folks. This amazing AI also learned how to compose its own scientific papers just by reading thousands of previously published papers. Isn’t this simply outstanding? Ph.D. candidates can now take long naps, as the AI is going to take over their dissertation writing. Case closed!
The AI, developed at the MIT-IBM Watson AI Lab and at the Science History Institute’s Digital Innovation Lab, can also run novel experiments or simulations without any human input. So, basically, scientists can call it a day and let the clever metal box take the reins.
Imagine, an AI system that picks up lingo and equations even when they aren’t explained explicitly. Eat your heart out, Google Translate! Top-tier research done without a hint of human intervention. Staggering. The future is arriving at breakneck speed, and this time it doesn’t need a human driver.
In conclusion, let’s extend a hearty congratulations to our newest smarty pants, the AI who is swiftly making its creators obsolete. The question remains, though, will the AI be gracious about its victory or will it gloat over its triumph? Only time, folks, only time, will tell.