In another entry in Congress’ love sod with tech, a new law ladles billions into tech firms’ pockets to fund something they get for free: AI data henpecking.

In a twist of “The Jetsons” meets dystopia, tech majors LG and Samsung are upping the ante at their own game – turning typical homes into smart ones, while we question our privacy.

The FTC is offering a princely sum of $25k for you to bust AI voice cloning bandits. Time to unite cleverness and altruism, your country needs you!

OpenAI is gifting us ChatGPT: a subscription-based, human-like text-generator that’s a chatty bot! Sarcasm notwithstanding, the future is AI; for reminders, answers, even real chattiness.

Microsoft’s AI isn’t snoozing on the job – it’s powering through patent databases to sort the trailblazers from duds in the world of uber-efficient battery electrolytes.

Amidst AI’s marvels, it seems we now face a Herculean trek in the Amazon book category, sleuthing generic authors and deciphering strange gibberish to find true literary gems.

Believe AI could host our parties, write weekly updates, and groove at dance-offs? Well, until it detects sarcasm, its reign might have to wait.

In the court of contemporary issues, GPT-3 is the accused cyber-pilferer, the New York Times the agitated plaintiff. Grab your gavels, it’s AI’s first copyright debacle!

Doffing hats to Nvidia, the GPU queen, giving AI a home device haven. Making bots smarter and shaking up the cloud, they serve tech breakthroughs like candy.

“Duolingo’s job cuts prove that traditionalists are no match for AI. But hey, at least redundant translators get the joy of going back to school. Cheers, technology!”