“We hoped for the internet as a knowledge utopia. We got an oligarchy with ‘techno-tautocrats’ wielding algorithmic wands. Quite the cosmic giggle, isn’t it?”

The Times versus AI-geniuses. An intellectual brawl over one artificial smarty-pants learner, named GPT-3, accused of feasting on Times’ articles—copyright infringement or a grey area of learning?

The NVIDIA GTC conference of 2024 is set to be ‘something special’, bustling with AI experts, exciting innovations such as Project Magnum, and anticipatory AI co-workers. Brace yourselves.

“Cock-a-doodle-doo! Some in Congress squawk about Rand Corporation playing fox to AI’s henhouse; insisting chickens too, should have a say in how the coop is secured!”

“Imagine an AI as your RPG Dungeon Master, spinning tales of twists and turns. ChatGPT by OpenAI: an exciting blend of technology, creativity, and ethical conundrums.”

Pigeon, the AI model that uncannily identifies photo locations, is like microwave popcorn–pop an image in, and out pops a location. Welcome to the revolution!

“Future Oscar scenes: Bots walk red carpets, number crunching replaces creatives. Can Hollywood, glorifier of tech, resist the irony of a robot takeover?”

MIT’s smartypants have a new playmate – AI – that’s identified a potential antibiotic game-changer. So long penicillin allergy, hello smarty-pants robot!

In Google’s quest for a ‘leaner’ model, 30,000 advertising sales jobs might fall victim to AI. Well, who needs bonuses when algorithms can’t take sick leaves?

“AI bedtime stories: parenting win, copyright catastrophe. Little Johnny gets a dream-filled sleep while creators of Bluey ponder if they’re dreaming up lawsuits.”