“AI’s latest party trick? Mercenary work. That’s right – OpenAI is ladling its tech for military use. Stay tuned for ‘AI: The Defense Chronicles’. Keep calm, no RoboCops allowed!”

Mark Zuckerberg, aiming for the skies with AGI – artificial general intelligence. Meta’s taking over? Oh, the futuristic drama. Sit back folks, this should be a riveting saga!

“Brace yourself for storytelling robots, protective in their deception. After all, discerning truth from fabrication is part of the human charm, isn’t it?”

Looks like geometry just got a revamp feat. AlphaGeometry AI. So, we can bid adieu to primitive models, welcome precision, and thank our nocturnal wizard engineers.

Embark on a tech roller coaster with Apple overtures, cryptic ‘crypto’ avoidance games, and the irresistible allure of colorfully flamboyant kitchen gadgetry. Your weekly dose of weird awaits!

Ed Newton-Rex, ex-Stability AI VP, has championed ‘fairly trained’ AI – a term as tantalizingly vague as a politician’s promise. Well hello, sugar-coated pepper!

“Prepare for AI geek gladiator-style showdown at the Revenue Summit 2024, promising thrilling tech unveilings, profit-boosting strategies, and moments dedicated to pondering AI’s ethical conundrums.”

Undergrad Ed Newton-Rex, while crafting a tool to aid novice songwriters, stumbled upon a harmonic jackpot – an algorithm capable of tunefully serenading from Bach to Bieber.

UC Santa Barbara and Microsoft geniuses are shaving carbon capture’s energy consumption by over a third with predictive algorithms – a breath of fresh air, literally!

“MUM, Google’s new AI-powered tool, plans to revolutionize search – imagine one place for all your answers. It’s like the flashier sibling of BERT, but remember, this is AI we’re dealing with: flashy yet fallible.”