“AI claims to be the greener poet, spewing words without consuming light or paper. But aren’t its whirring servers and computations guzzling power? Just a thought.”

“Join the coding revolution with Microsoft’s Copilot, the AI-powered app that suggests programming patterns. Careful though, it’s not all rainbows and unicorns — scrutinize before you apply.”

In a zany plot twist, Trump’s ex-lawyer used AI to jazz up his book with bogus legal citations. Continuing the legacy of tech-turned-magic acts – stay tuned!

NHS and Medopad are playing chess with artificial intelligence, aiming to make hospital readmissions a thing of the past for heart failure patients. Breathtakingly sci-fi!

Strap in and ponder your favorite philosopher outdone by AI. As we waltz towards CES 2024, let’s not forget our humanity amidst deepfakes and AI-authored Shakespearean drama.

“Samsung’s bringing AI to your kitchen in 2024: smart fridges ordering cheese and intuitive ovens preheating for your roast. Iron Chef, meet the AI Chef!”

Leaping from pigeon art critics to AI-driven classic Chevys, this tech-tastic journey showcases the incredible (and slightly bonkers) routes AI’s ingenuity is maneuvering, proving the sky is no limit.

Artificial Intelligence plays ‘Where’s Waldo’ with polyps – and wins! Cue the drama as detection rates soar in China, but remember, it’s not all smooth sailing for patients.

“In 2023, cash-flush tech firms played financial chess, outmaneuvering VCs. No need to innovate, just buy! Meanwhile, VCs gaze at their ‘vintage’ playbook. Checkmate, big tech!”

“We hoped for the internet as a knowledge utopia. We got an oligarchy with ‘techno-tautocrats’ wielding algorithmic wands. Quite the cosmic giggle, isn’t it?”