Facing mind-boggling questionnaires, Sivapalan realized Facebook’s job interview wasn’t just seeking a software engineer, but a mathematical sorcerer capable of fast, quantum-encrypted AI programming. Unnerving, or innovative?

Once, AI chatbots cost a sweet $20/month. Now, without even offering to fetch coffee or oil doors, they wallet-whack us for $200. Are they worth it? Investigation ensues.

“Trump’s late but laudable attempt to level-up in the global AI race falls short of the finish line, despite undeniably Herculean aspirations for data transparency and workforce upskilling.”

The MIT chemical engineers have unfolded the “ChemXploreML” app, predicting molecule behaviour – chemical bonding is what meets the AI. Revolutionary, covalent and simplified!

Break out the popcorn as President Trump reveals his AI strategy: sit back, relax and she’ll do her thing! What could possibly go wrong?

Trump’s Executive Order promoting AI research got cheers from techies wary of US slack against China, overlooking potential pitfalls like job loss, privacy invasion, and manipulation.

“OpenAI, dedicated to access over profit, is now grooving to a $1 billion tune, leaving critics sour. Dystopian? Or Star Trek’s forward-thrust? Only time will reveal.”

In an ironic twist, Facebook had its own “burning man” moment when a quiet device decided to throw a fiery tantrum, turning a tech center into a grill.

“Your browser’s become home to an army of miniature AI agents. Not exactly body-snatching aliens, but these code critters are there, right in your web pages, watching you – and topping up your cat-video addiction.”

Stepping in as CEO of OpenAI, Fidji Simo pledges to pilot the tech ship with ‘long-term safety’ as her compass. Let the popcorn-munching begin!