Embrace the dystopia: Fitbit’s AI arm-candies now ping you into fitness or naps. All for just $10 a month. Health or Orwellian nightmare? You decide.

“An AI film festival proved both baffling and intriguing, offering avant-garde piece without narrative coherence. No rush, Hollywood – AI’s not stealing your Oscar yet.”

“AI in Hollywood: A diligent, predictive clairvoyant, yet a somber reminder- the magic of goosebumps and tearjerkers remains a distinctly human domain. Sorry AI, no Oscars yet!”

OpenAI: a noisy tech prodigy shrouded in mystery. They’ve launched the GPT-3, a wonder of AI— they just won’t tell us how the magic happens.

“PDFs – humble digital mules turned agile unicorns by Adobe’s cloak of AI and machine learning sophistication. A tech-makeover both medieval and current, deserving a standing ovation.”

The charm of AI in classrooms often fades when the tech starts spouting nonsense. Kids are onto it, advocating for a harmonious balance instead of digital anarchy.

In the heart of Rio, Adriano Exaltação dazzles his 12th-grade students with the wonders of AI-equipped classrooms. It’s hello genetics, goodbye chalk dust. Progress? Jury’s out.

“In this mind-boggling epoch, AI’s ventured into the confusing crannies of quantum mechanics, concocting a revolutionary ‘quantum engine’. Your move, human scientists… but no pressure.”

“Fasten your seat belts folks, AI enthusiast Sam Altman might soon serve us chatbots smarter than humans. Siri and Alexa, prepare to meet your match!”

In the absurdity of the digital age, a crudely edited ‘deepfake’ video of a long-gone British leader virally amused the internet. Welcome to the hilarity of low-budget pseudo-reality.