Google arriving at the AI-soiree dressed in Bing’s “yesterday” outfit reveals a surprising twist in the dance of tech giants – an AI-advertising waltz led, first, by humble Bing.

“The irony of Department of Defence’s gift of the internet as a catalyst for digital democracy is as unpredictable as a toddler’s scribble becoming art!”

In this epoch where tech dictates miracles, even Pope Francis sermonizes AI’s ethical use. Perhaps techno-titans need this divine intervention to shift from profit to global good.

Apple, that sleek coyote of tech, stealthily wove AI into products. Users can relish an illustrious, smart ecosystem, hoping it showers novelty, not wonky facial recognition.

“With Nakasone’s NSA seasoning and Musk’s AI aspirations, it’s like dropping an everyday Joe into the Avengers – an improbable but promising match in the tech-verse.”

In 1961, mathematicians at the RAND Corporation began a wild endeavour: teaching computers to see—an audacious vision believed to birth a tech revolution.

“Even as machine-learning enthusiasts drool for it, Microsoft’s recent gear switch from prioritizing AI development to data security tickles our irony bones. They even admit data security’s been treated like a 5-year-old babysitting nukes!”

Meet the Career Coach, a spiffy chatbot from LinkedIn, set to sprinkle some AI magic on your job hunt. Free courses and AI-driven advice, all on tap!

“An AI under Apple’s tree may shake up the landscape—can Meta charm the regulators? It’s the intriguing tech game of heavyweight giants!”

Yahoo is boldly merging the past, present and future, adding a nostalgic twist to modern design in its latest Yahoo News app. Let’s just hope ‘Yahoo Mail proficient’ isn’t a job requirement soon!