“OpenAI’s video generator: an awe-inspiring and chilling sci-fi scene. Critics warn of a deepfake dystopia, while OpenAI diligently wrestles with transparency and biases in its clever, mischievous machine-child.”

When your digital guardian launches an AI onslaught on internet hitchhikers – bots and web crawlers. A modern-day, digital duel – it’s popcorn time folks!

Here’s to Yahoo, the indomitable old hand of the internet, steadfastly standing tall at 30 – a defiant testament to digital resilience. Long live the unfading colossus!

Get ready to meet OpenAI’s Gemini, a new tech twin balancing the thrill of AI mastery against the chill of the uncanny valley. Chat about your Netflix binges included!

“Like a slow-motion superhero origin story, AI’s government takeover is less of a meteoric rise and more a case of the little engine that could… barely muster up steam.”

Artificially intelligent art critics? Sure. But remember, they can’t tell a masterpiece from a popcorn ceiling. They just crunch data, with no chills down silicon chips.

“AI is taking a stroll in space, with satellite internet creating a new trajectory for data-heavy tech. Welcome to the new mantra: if you’re not wired, you’re behind.”

Embrace the future with OpenAI – your new assistant on ‘office tasks’! Say goodbye to mundane chores and hello to a more efficient, AI-powered workplace.

“Synchron has taken ‘brainy’ to a new level with their implantable device causing no major study side-effects. Now, they have invited AI into the fray, courtesy of Nvidia.”

“Artificial Intelligence, you might be intelligent, but according to the Ninth Circuit, you’re not Picasso. Your artistic renderings and sonnets lack the copyright calories!”