With AI now detecting depression from selfies and videos, our smartphones are turning from mere distractions into personal psychoanalysts, courtesy of the University of North Carolina’s innovative team.

Unveiling OpenAI’s souped-up brainchild, the chatGPT – a not-so-human linguistic pro powered by the whizz-kid model, gpt-3.5-turbo. Your chit-chat game just got a turbo charge!

“Elon Musk’s OpenAI is accusing an ex-employee of infringement, not just for using its software, but for using skills learned at the company. Game-changing or absurd? Time will tell.”

“Three online publications sue Microsoft, OpenAI over its language-generating AI, GPT-3. In real life terms: it’s like suing the cool nerd for copying homework digitally.”

When Elon Musk isn’t launching Teslas into space, he’s tangled in a legal melee, battling his buddy Sam Altman over Neuralink, Musk’s brain-computer interface tech.

AI worms: less of a malevolent Star Trek entity, more a team of writhy, geometric-shape morphing problem-solvers. A thrillingly terrifying development in unresolved artificial intelligence lore!

Elon Musk’s shift from building rockets and cars to launching legal grenades has ignited an essential debate on AI ethics – isn’t that a discussion worth having?

“AI’s realm: an odd cocktail of innovation and imitation. Beware the tech debt monster while chasing super-woke AIs – it’s like a tech-savvy game of Thrones!”

Google buys data to train AI, navigating privacy gray areas, as akin to a kid confidently attending a dentist’s appointment. Handle data control with caution, users. The trade-off could be pyrrhic.

In our human narrative, fearful visions of AI job theft and rebellion are more a reflection of our own insecurities than actual ‘machine intelligence’.