“Casually lobbing around half-trillion dollar sums, Microsoft may soon have us greet MAI 1. Suddenly, Duolingo seems a steal. Can it decipher YOLO for boomers too?”

Gasps and jaw drops galore at the 8th Middle East Banking AI & Analytics Summit. AI’s now more than a buzzword—it’s banking’s future architect. Siri for loans, anyone?

Tech’s haunting revelation: It seems our bustling web has turned into a ghost town. But fear not, every bot has its master. Eureka, it’s us!

“Perhaps it’s nostalgia, but the thought of an AI acing barrel rolls in fighter jets does leave one grappling with who’s really piloting our future.”

“Liberated from geography and time, we’re ironically trapped in isolation, playing tug-of-war with technology; a buffet of connection, yet we gorge on algorithm-curated solipsism, fostering distance with each ‘like’.”

“OpenAI, our AI giant, faces a lawsuit over misinformation and a lack of stitches. The offending AI can’t or won’t mend it. Grab your popcorn.”

CoreWeave, a plucky startup, amassed 6,000 GPUs in 2019 to mine Ethereum, before shifting to flex its computational power in the competitive field of AI. Talk about leveling up!

“From ‘Slaughterbots’ to voice-faking, tech advancements aren’t sci-fi anymore. With great power comes misuse potential. Can authorities keep up? We all wait with bated breath.”

Hold your toast! Machines are betting our intellectual chips on trends yet, like a kid on a sugar high, often miss the important ‘why’.

In tech’s candy store, Apple’s latest sweet pick up is Google’s very own AI hotshot – a talent exchange that’s brewing some secret Swiss sauce.