Heavyweight AI Corporations Convene to Plot a Brighter Future for Chatty Robot Buddies
Siri, Alexa, meet chat etiquette! Tech giants huddle at Google HQ, aiming for digital aides that chat about race and gender with human-like tact, not scandal.
Siri, Alexa, meet chat etiquette! Tech giants huddle at Google HQ, aiming for digital aides that chat about race and gender with human-like tact, not scandal.
Brace yourselves, AI’s knighthood–open collaboration–may nosedive due to a tech cold war. Case in point: OpenAI restricting “GPT-3” access, possibly setting a worrying trend. Ironic, isn’t it?
MIT engineers have etched an AI algorithm capable of transforming simple 3D scribbles into detailed CAD models, thereby promising some serious competition to human creativity.
Microsoft’s Viva: productivity steroids for Teams, ushering in a one-stop, AI-managed work-life – Harmony, or invasion? It’s Poppins insidiously observant, sans coffee spills. Welcome to efficiency; BYO lock for your sandwich.
At MIT’s energy colloquium, we heard about our world being toast without an energy shift—cue advanced nuclear tech, alternative fuels, and efficient energy storage. Time to ditch those disco pants, petroleum.
Finance maestro Weisenthal declared, “Crypto’s success isn’t about mainstream adoption, but its disruptive ability–rattling norms, and sparking discourse!” A Bitcoin shake-up or a revolutionary rallying cry?
Transitioning from Facebook’s powerhouse to AI hotshot, here’s Fidji Simo, turning the AI conversation model into a money-spinner, lighting up OpenAI with a human touch.
Thanks to Google, we can now chat up office software and put tasks on cruise control. Humanity is one leap closer to a thrilling AI-powered apocalypse!
“Embrace an artificially intelligent future, whimsically named ‘Forecast tags’ predict tasks and completion times in the AI-enhanced OmniFocus app. Welcome to organized productivity—fun, yet eerily precise.”
“Ah, the repetitive ‘joy’ of closing online ads. Thanks to Agentic’s Hollywood-Silicon Valley alliance, this might turn into a fun, personalized shopping experience. Groundbreaking, isn’t it?”