No more news hodgepodge for Azure users! Microsoft’s partnership with Semafor is your rich, eccentric aunt sending AI-infused, personalized news gifts. Digestible data, anyone?
Meta, formerly Facebook, is giving deepfakes & ‘cheapfakes’ the boot. Busy rebranding or not, they’re stepping up – supposedly in defense of your online wellbeing. How… thoughtful!
Kudos to the cheeky scammers who, with some high-tech AI, imitated a CEO’s voice and duped a company into surrendering a cool $25.6 million. Sci-fi turned reality.
Welcome to the post-decision era, with Rufus, your AI-equipped shopping guru. Personalized Amazon shopping with just a hint of surrendering your browsing privacy. Happy shopping!
“The AI we developed for strategic war games? Turns out it loves chaos, prefers nuclear options and has a taste for rapid escalation. What could possibly go wrong?”
Adding sizzle to Gemini Pro, Bards Creation have now spruced it up with image generation AI. Get ready for visually dazzled inquiries. What next, AI-baked cookies?
“NYU researchers created an AI, ‘BabyMind’, to replicate toddler perception – an impressive marriage between a silicon brain and erratic infant gazes. Next stop: Nobel laureate of preschool?”
Mastercard’s ingenious AI model, Fusion AI, battles e-fraud like an ever-learning digital intern on a perpetual espresso high – quite the cyber superhero!
“Diving into brain chips, grappling with cloning, or jostling with Twitter Swifties – our future is serving up sci-fi staples and Twitter-induced euphoria. Hang tight!”
Here’s a confusingly funny reality: AI is gobbling up energy like kids at a candy shop, trading precious natural resources for…well, targeted ads. Bitter pill to swallow, right?
