“Dissecting the Congressional AI moratorium is like attending a tech-themed comedy show, satirizing the fascinating paradox of tech-illiterate leaders controlling our innovation trajectory.”
“Microsoft: Aiming to outdo decades of medical intuition with AI. It’s all fun and games until another BSOD leads to a patient’s BO-DOA. Wash your virtual hands, folks!”
Say hello to FutureHouse, the AI whiz promising sustainable urban sprawl planning, none too soon, for an extra 2.5 billion of us by 2050.
“In an AI playground of Silicon Valley, OpenAI and DeepMind are squabbling tech toddlers each claiming their AI can outdo the other’s intelligent antics.”
“Fasten your seatbelts for algorithm-planned escapes, reader. Slight turbulence expected, but enjoy the surprisingly efficient, if not slightly creepy, robotic ride!”
Joining their former boss at OpenAI, four top AI researchers bid adieu to Meta’s lab, making us wonder, “Is this high-stakes follow-the-leader or a tech-world soap opera?”
In the tech world, even as generative AI – our pretend modern Picassos – generate everything from music to million-dollar art, a backlash looms. Does ‘copying’ really mean ‘creating’?
Fear not world domination by leaping robots: according to MIT whiz kids, they still need training to handle varied terrains. Until then, secure your priceless vases!
Harness your Mad Scientist! MIT and Mass General Brigham seek revolutionary breakthroughs in health care with their new joint seed grant program. Dare to be different!
All hail, AGI! It’s like an AI-boosted espresso, outsmarting us at work. Microsoft’s involvement? That’s not a morning coffee plot twist, it’s an venti dodgaccino!
