“In a glorious AI twist, Goldman Sachs’ ChatGPT proved even machines can have ‘off’ days, sparking a delightful mayhem among investors and questioning AI’s infallibility in finance.”
In an age where AI and robots are becoming BFFs, get ready for a sequel to the Terminator movies – live from the cutting edge campus that is Google.
“Deepfake technology is now refilming ‘dead air’. Even James Dean’s posthumous performance was so convincing, it left us checking we weren’t stuck in a 50s time-loop!”
“Apple’s Glowtime Event offered a glimpse into a future with the iPhone 16 – where even your toaster might bid you good morning!”
Amid AI obsession, big tech’s “acceptable data practices” are shady at best. Cue Grok – the AI tool saving us from the monsters of data gluttony.
Head’s up nerds and game lovers! Robots are prepping for world domination! Could AI start crunching numbers for the next big thing in gaming? Loading…+
In a stunning cybercrime twist, a sly North Carolina musician used AI magic to orchestrate a $10-million-dollar streaming scam. Fetch the popcorn, this one even has Beethoven shaking!
“While AI is impressing us with cancer detection and intriguing pizza recipes, it’s now recreating Super Mario Bros, potentially heralding a ‘Game Over’ for human domination. Intriguing, indeed!”
“Brace yourself for our upcoming future: an intricate blend of deepfakes and amateur pornography, where ‘seeing is believing’ takes an alternative, disturbingly deceptive meaning.”
Cracking the $5 billion ceiling, Ilya Sutskever’s SSI aims to shake the world with safe AI. Let’s just hope the robots won’t favor our canine Snapchat filters!
