“When AI Dances to a Billion Tuneless Tunes: The Comedy Behind a $10 Million Music Fraud Case”
“Bots are creating music that’s eerily human-like, turning streaming platforms into arenas for AI-composed songs. Virtual Beethovens, anyone?”
‘Fortnite’ Enthusiasts Are Ingeniously Programming AI Darth Vader to Use Colorful Language
“AI’s stumble with cultural nuances and subjective context, makes teaching it the subtlety of human language more sci-fi than reality. Until then, beware the Vader bomb online!”
OpenAI Unveils Its Web-Based Coding Tool, Adding a Dash of Agency and a Pinch of Humor!
Elon Musk’s nonprofit, OpenAI, now plays schoolmarm to budding Python coders. Their tool, Cody, may have limitations but it’s ready to navigate you through your syntax woes.
False Alarm, Graduates: AI Hasn’t Declared Career Checkmate Just Yet!
“Standing on digital technology’s beach, the AI-ocean mirrors vast possibilities, imminent challenges. Just them rogue RoboCops away from a waterlogged utopia. Umbrellas ready, folks?”
The Middle East Crashes the AI Group Chat Party
“Move over, boots-with-troops: it’s tech & AI to the forefront! Trump officials discuss going from covert ops to an all-out digital blitzkrieg against Iran!” Hilariously intriguing, right?
Google DeepMind’s AI Prodigy Fantasizes Algorithms Surpassing Human Brilliance
“DeepMind’s AI isn’t just making algorithms, it’s insultingly outdoing expert humans! A not-so-subtle reminder for programmers to up their game; don’t bring an abacus to a gunfight!”
“Google Employs In-Device AI to Unmask Text Scammers and Investment Tricksters”
Google’s new Smart Reply is a mind-saving tool, offering three snappy email responses. The novel aspect? One billion Gmail users now get to enjoy ripple-less emailing!
Pontiff Leo XIV Proclaims AI as the New Dark Comedy: A Menace to Human Honour and Labourer’s Privileges!
“Pope Leo XIV warns of an AI Armageddon, not of robots, but of lost rights and dignity. Don’t pencil apocalypse into your planner just yet, but do heed the warning.”
“Pope Leo XIV Announces Artificial Intelligence as a Challenger to Human Pride and Employee Privileges: A Divine Comedy?”
“It seems Pope Leo XIV has us preparing for a tech-induced apocalypse. In reality, might AI offer salvation rather than steal our jobs and human dignity?”
ChatGPT: Bestowing Divine Impressions and Sending a Shockwave of Amazement Among Families
“ChatGPT seems to be triggering a divine intervention – unsophisticated teenagers are now channeling Zeus! Even therapists are bewildered. Peculiar times indeed!”