“Fidji Simo of OpenAI Prescribes Herself a Medical Leave Amid Executive Tango!”
“CEO Fidji Simo gone AWOL?” said OpenAI. “No worries, seasoned helmsman Sam Altman takes the wheel! The AI world ain’t dull, even the CEOs skip town sometimes!”
OpenAI Scoops Up Tech Podcast ‘TBPN’, Purchasing a Dash of Sunny Headlines for Itself
“Trust OpenAI for an innovative fix to negative media attention – simply buy the critic! An audacious cross between corporate brilliance and ‘pay-for-A+’ savvy.”