When not dominating the dancefloor with TikTok, ByteDance is cutting some serious tech rugs, impressively snatching ‘Best Paper’ at a renowned AI conference. Witty one-liners aside, this company’s got ‘byte’.
“AI, hyped as a bias-less saviour, may end up a digital reflection of our flawed selves, steeped in bias. Binary code doesn’t exactly scream ‘nuance’, does it?”
And thus, the union of Microsoft and OpenAI gave us ‘GPT-3.’ Lauded for its internet-wide knowledge, yet tripping over a modest 136,000 copyrighted Harvard Crimson pieces. Oops!
“Toasting: Spark, the smart assistant trading calendar fuss for digital trust. Forward emails and schedule or stay dusting ‘mental cobwebs’ – the robot revolution awaits.”
In 2020, OnlyFans creator Lily delegated response to her overgrowing DM inbox to an AI. Same ingenious tech that kept Tony Stark company, is now handling her fanbase.
Get ready for the digital butler you didn’t know you needed. Google’s Gemini 2, designed for those mirror world adventures, promises an out-of-this-(augmented) world experience.
“Ever wondered how your favorite chatbot knows your go-to pizza topping? This campaign aims to teach some lucky kids the science behind their digital companions.”
“Like grandma Penny mastering Facebook, we’re naively jumping on the blockchain bandwagon – hoping it’ll create cyber utopia. But remember, even knights face dragons!”
In the race for tech’s future, humanitarian organizations grapple with the past’s dilemmas. Where unicorns are scarce, AI’s allure persists. Evolving requires a harmony of shiny innovation and grubby reality.
“In Tokyo, a savvy tech tourist leaned on AI-assistant, ‘Saki,’ to replace traditional tour guides- from enlightening cultural excursions to virtually shopping in Ginza. Who needs humans?”
