“Questioning the Existence of Ethical AI: Do Morals and Machine Learning Interface Yet?”
“Despite the lofty intent to make AGI a universal boon, OpenAI grapples with inherent AI biases. Perhaps one day we’ll find a unicorn…roaming its premises.”
“Xbox Plows On With Muse, Their Latest AI Masterpiece, Despite Developers Wryly Suggesting ‘We Doubt Anyone Will Actually Desire It'”
Strange as it seems, Xbox’s ‘Leviafan’ AI picks apart our AI expectations, one bar at a time. A bold leap into the controlled chaos of AI cutbacks, perhaps?
“Doge’s Mischievous Undoing of Decades-Long US Food Aid Efficiency: A Tale of USAID Program Innovation”
USAID’s found balancing agriculture forecasts and funding just as tough as us, balancing coffee and a morning commute – such a noble aim, yet a spectacularly tricky juggle!
“Mira Murati Unveils Thinking Machines Lab, Giving AI a Welcoming Makeover”
As the founding member of the cyborg fan club in SoftBank’s “Thinking Machine Laboratory”, Mira Murati is trying to make robots feel feelings. Cheers to that!
“Top-Notch AI Health Apps in 2025: Ingenious Gadgets Injecting Humor into Improved Wellbeing”
2025’s AI health apps: Your personal, well-being nag. They’ll remind you to drink water, make sure you sleep, and predict your mood. Our future, amusingly health-obsessed.
‘Avowed’ Game Director Asserts AI Isn’t Quite Ready to Steal the Creative Show from Humans
“We’re often victims of trend-chasing, but Patel’s backseat view on game development? Oh, talk about a refreshing reverse gear. Take a note, innovators; history’s got Johnson!”
Thomson Reuters Triumphs in Landmark US AI Copyright Case and Proves Machines Can Have a Sense of Humor!
“Thomson Reuters, surely embodying the height of hip, has added an AI tool to their roster – not as a fancy gadget, but as an intern. Welcome to the future!”
“Consultant to Musk’s xAI Proposes Technique to Infuse AI with a Dash of Trump-esque Relevance”
“OpenAI, Elon Musk’s brainchild, is waltzing with human language, wrangling nuances to craft an AI that’s less robot and more ‘human-ish’. A fascinating dance with high stakes!”
Altman’s Letter to Staff: Musk’s Attempt to Acquire OpenAI Is No More than Comic Relief!
When Musk, Mr. SpaceX himself, uncoupled from OpenAI in 2018, it wasn’t a clean break. Now he’s a billionaire ex pining for a share in the AI love story.
Experimenting with Grindr’s AI Wingman: A Humorous Peek into the Future of Dating
Once Grindr’s main man, Scott Chen has pivoted to studying AI at Stanford. No major switch, though. Just cooking up an ‘AI wingman’ for Grindr. Surprised?