New York Times Suggests OpenAI Took the “Delete History” Option a Bit Too Seriously!
“Seems the mighty New York Times tripped on irony, turning an AI scoop into a copyright debacle. Future courtrooms, beware the binary arguments of robot lawyers!”
“Still Kicking at 50: Microsoft Balances Act as AI Colossus, Open-Source Enthusiast, and Infamous Maverick”
“Microsoft, at 50: An AI juggernaut braving AI pitfalls, an open source romantic, yet still rough around the edges— enduring, transforming, and stubbornly so.”
The Digital Journalist who Replaced Me Was Just Given its Electronic Pink Slip!
“In 2019, AI ‘took’ my reporting job. Fast-forward to now, it’s been ‘fired’ – for lacking the subtlety, judgement, and humorous touch. Score one for us fleshy beings!”
“Amazon’s Robotic Overlord Envisions a Future Where AI Assistants are as Common as Coffee”
“Robots are planning world domination, one welding job at a time. Seems underwhelming, doesn’t it? But don’t underestimate these 14-inch wonders – they’re the unsung heroes of tech progress.”
Exploring the Hilariously Lucrative Realm of ‘Pimping’ Artificial Intelligence
“In an ironic twist, AI’s infinite wisdom illuminates mankind’s wild side, merging convenience and malevolence in an alarming digital dystopia of pseudonymous villains and unenforceable regulations.”
The US Patent and Trademark Office Puts the Brakes on Employees Using Generative AI – No More Robot Colleagues!
Despite a future filled with tooth-brushing robots, the USPTO insists inventors shan’t be artificial. Apparently, it’s the heartbeats, not the brilliance, that matter in the patent game.
“The Humorous Chronicle of Uncle Sam Slamming the Investment Door on Certain Chinese AI Startups”
“In 1975, Alan Kay foresaw today’s digital whirlwind of AI advancements. Funny, as we still seem caught up in a globally competitive AI tech-nado. No biggie.”
AI Writing Tools: The Ghostwriters Behind Substack’s Top Newsletters
In April, AI writing tool Threader tried aiding Substack writers but hilariously, became more of a literary stumbling block. Well-intentioned, yes. Smooth sailing, not quite.
Can an AI Trainer Sculpt This Couch Potato into a Fitness Guru?
Prompt engineering: where AI whips up optimized answers, all while stepping lightly on Mother Earth’s toes. It’s a win-win for techheads and treehuggers alike.
The Epic Humorous Journey of American Microchip Mobilization
Amidst the dreaded pandemic, the microchip has unwittingly become a VIP. Surprise, surprise, America’s playing catch-up while Asia rather nonchalantly wears the chip-king crown.