With billions poured into a metaverse vision, Meta Platforms still stumbles over age-old AI problems. Like a high school sophomore in Algebra II, they gaffe — spectacularly.
“Ladies and gents, Toyota and Stanford have decided self-drifting Supras are the answer to unpredictable driving scenarios, all while making it feel like America’s Got Talent on wheels.”
The Senate’s captivated by OpenAI and a whistleblower’s claims of AI anarchy. It’s a Hollywood-style plot twist, without the popcorn. The hunt for AI safety protocols has begun.
AI’s rise in gaming is quite the plot twist, taking over development jobs and even guiding design. Game on, folks – may the odds favor creativity.
“In a twist of events, Google’s AI is predicting weather faster than we can say ‘partly cloudy.’ Meteorologists, buckle up; it’s a stormy forecast for you!”
In the puzzling world of AI, our beloved language-learning models (LLMs) show an unusual preference towards past tense prompts, making them ‘selectively attentive’ – brilliant oddballs indeed!
“If AI gulps Python code with a hint of anxiety, it apparently makes them formidable & ‘natural’. Next, let’s include tardiness and double-dipping. Now that’s ‘natural’ indeed!”
Gone are the ‘post-it note’ days in sports. The Tokyo Olympics introduces high-tech razzle-dazzle, and couch potatoes might finally need reading glasses to dissect digitized sports data.
“In the realm of artificial intelligence, 72 hours is the new half billion years, all credited to shiny proteins and an AI with a disdain for slow progress!”
“Google’s Littlefoot, an AI in training aimed at easing our trip-planning woes, is everything you ever wanted in a travel agent—minus the British accent!”
