Study Warns: AI Potentially Preparing a ‘YOU’RE FIRED’ Memo for 8 Million UK Jobs!
“AI: either taking us back to the jobless cave times or springboarding us to the enlightened age; it’s really a ‘Terminator’ or ‘Jetsons’ toss-up.”
“The Illusory Superpowers of Oversized Linguistic Models: A Tongue-in-Cheek Exploration”
‘Large language models: absorbing internet text like gossip & learning as humans do, minus the heartbreak. Who knew AI, like toddlers, could learn from muttered expletives?’
“AI Face-Off Ends in Cuffs: 17 Londoners Apprehended Following High-Tech Operation”
Facial recognition technology is playing Sherlock on London streets, aiding in 17 arrests. Civil liberties advocates, however, express Orwellian concerns. Let’s observe this technological comedy unfold!
“Customized LLMs Outshine Humans in Persuasion: Humankind Losing Their Charm?”
“Dive into the 21st century where machines, woven with AI threads, offer an efficient, even persuasive, language course that challenges our natural talent – language.”
NSA Quips That AI Superiority Might Be the Silver Lining for US Foes Enjoying Unhindered Private Data Extraction
Advances in AI could mean your life is overseen by a smarter, edgier surveillance system. Welcome to a future Orwell’s 1984 would eagerly embrace!
Scientists Suggest Blueprint for a Witty Web of “Groupthink” Artificial Intelligence
“Imagine this – your Roomba collaborating with your car’s AI. One heck of a team, right? That’s the intriguing potential with interconnected AI. Let’s humor those over-achievers!”
Founder of Perplexity Credits Sundar Pichai for Inspiring Him, Now Jovially Challenges Him at Reinventing Search
“Google, it’s like your grandma’s attic – full of treasures, but good luck finding what you need today! Enter Perplexity.ai, the real-time answer to your digital dilemmas.”
Revolutionary AI Tool Conjures Digital Doppelgängers to Foretell Future Patient Health – Now, That’s What We Call a ‘Smart’ Prognosis!
“AI is impressive – playing chess with health issues, making moves before disasters strike. Tailoring personalized healthcare plans – now, that’s the real game changer.”
“The Cinematic Magician Proclaiming AI as the New Age Reparations”
Veering from filmmaker to tech-hero, Willonius Hatcher steers AI towards societal equity, proving that in the digital era, big data could well be the best equalizer.
OpenAI Rolls into Hollywood with Text-to-Video Superstar Sora, Ready for its Close-Up
“Just when artificial intelligence got bored, it strutted into Hollywood. OpenAI’s SORA, a text-to-video model, is set to turn armchair critics into rising Tarantinos.”