The Pentagon Requests 1,000 AI-Navigated Mini Phantom Jets: Who Said Ghosts Can’t Fly?
“The Pentagon’s new ‘pipe dream’: Chess-winning AI turned jet-flying war heroes. Presumably, a human-free game of chess wasn’t thrilling enough for them.”
Embarking on an Adventure: Equipping AI Chatbots with Hands and Arms!
In the robot world, a hand’s called an ‘end effector’. Despite tech leaps, these aren’t yet perfecting the delicate dance of handling egg yolks or threading needles.
“AI Learns Smarter When It Perfects the Craft of Selective Amnesia!”
“It’s not just us wrestling with Microsoft Word updates – AI similarly discards ‘obsolete’ data. However, holding onto such ‘useless’ data might just make AI stronger.”
Researchers Devise Tongue-in-Cheek Safety Guidelines for AI Protein Design
This just in: AI researchers, moonlighting as safety officers, are dictating protein design rules. Think of it as children self-setting bedtime, but in a lab coat. Blink twice if concerned.
The Hilarious Paradox: AI’s Increasing Mistrust Vs. Its Skyrocketing Popularity
As we navigate the tightrope of fear and fascination around generative AI’s unpredictability, we should embrace the irony of their mounting distrust coexisting triumphantly with their barging popularity.
Step into the Uncanny Valley: A Humorous Expedition through the Realm of Spooky AI Dolls
“AI ventures again, this time as a too-cute-to-resist robotic baby fur seal. Goodbye, loneliness and dementia. Hello, 21st-century care cuddles, courtesy of Paro!”
OpenAI Rolls Out the Welcome Mat for New Boardroom Mavericks!
Sam Altman and Adam D’Angelo join OpenAI’s board, bringing insights and experience to their mission: making sure AGI doesn’t just benefit the elite or turn dystopian.
Innocence Prevails: Sam Altman Gracefully Reoccupies His Throne at OpenAI Post-Investigation Clearance
“Rebooted with a plot twist fit for soaps, tech maestro Sam Altman, having taken a brief hiatus to chase innovative dreams, returns as OpenAI’s Chairman. Stay tuned!”
“Performance Evaluation Wrapped Up, Altman and Brockman Will Keep Steering the OpenAI Ship!”
“Like a steadfast ship, OpenAI sails on under the familiar captaincy of Altman & Brockman—clearly, change is a dish best served… never? Here’s to continuity!”
“Sunshine State Middle Schoolers In Hot Water for Alleged High-Tech Prank Involving Classmates”
“In essence, advancements aren’t always a bed of tech roses; sometimes, they’re deepfake thorns prickling at personal privacy, reminding us of our ‘advanced’ future’s chilling reality.”