The Humorous Ascendancy Tale: How Nvidia Crowned Itself the King of AI
From pandemics to privacy concerns, clean hands and clean codes have emerged as pivotal for today’s tech users. We’re not just neck-deep in quicksand, we’re sanitizing it!
“Meet the Leading Ladies dominating the AI Scene in 2024: Top 10 AI Divas”
The era of damsels in de-bugging, the duchesses of data, and the heroines of harnessing AI has dawned, rewriting the narrative of technology’s knights and their shining servers.
“OpenAI and MidJourney Gear Up to Purchase WordPress and Tumblr Data: Could a Comedy of Errors Ensue?”
“OpenAI and Midjourney attempt to feed AI’s data hunger with WordPress and Tumblr, aiming to create a poetic Dr. Jekyll sans Hyde-like side effects.”
OpenAI Playfully Accuses New York Times of ‘Hacking’ Their Evidence: A Not-so-Silent Protest
“Caught in a silicon showdown, OpenAI’s startling rebuke to The New York Times’ hacking claim shakes the tech world, stirring up a classic ‘he said, she said’ drama.”
AI Creation Machines: A Comical Rollercoaster through Hallucinations and Rising Tech Debts
Technical dystopia alert! It’s not our AI overlords we should fear. Instead, brace yourself for the gnawing nightmare of – drumroll – mounting technical debt. Hilarious, yet unnerving.
Mistral AI Unleashes Novel Model and Chatbot to Dazzle GPT-4 with Wit and Wisdom!
“Mistral AI threatens OpenAI’s GPT-4 with their new model, Hivemind. Showcasing unfathomable courage, let’s queue the popcorn as this AI fights for heavyweight title!”
“The Humorous Evolution of a Modest Iowa Newspaper’s Website into a Tech-Savvy, AI-Driven Clickbait Powerhouse”
Turning from Sunday sermon to crazy Saturday night party, the Carroll Times Herald comment section was hijacked by spambots peddling hysterical nonsense – until the algorithm nerds intervened!
Study Reveals: Major News Outlets Playing Hard to ‘Catch’ with Elusive AI Web Crawlers!
Digital Whack-a-Mole, anyone? Web Policy Forum found that nearly half the globe’s top news sites now block AI web crawlers from ‘reading’ their precious articles.
“Lightning Strikes Twice: Copyleaks Reveals a Staggering 60% of GPT-3.5 Outputs Bear Uncanny Resemblance to Pre-existing Content!”
Plagiarism: not just for humans anymore, says Copyleaks. It seems even AI can’t resist an easy shortcut, churning out unoriginal prose by the gigabyte!
“Funds are Flowing: Figure AI, a Robotics Firm, Nearly Trips Over a Whopping $675 Million Funding Round!”
“Figure AI isn’t playing in the sandbox, they’re soaring high with $675M in their pocket. Who says AI-robotics isn’t a cash cow’s dream?”