“Decoding the Future of AI: It’s More Than Just Gibberish!”
Our digital ad wizards, with only nights and weekends, have birthed a non AI entity named Josh, a tongue-in-cheek simulation countering tech’s dystopian AI predictions.
Jony Ive Expresses a Desire for His OpenAI Gadgets to be Jovial Joy-Bringers
Too busy being the Hardy Boys of AI in a nondescript lair, OpenAI not-so-subtly brags about shunning VC funds while billionaires tuck them in at night. Charming!
OpenAI Hopes for ChatGPT to Morph Into Your Next Operating System: A Quirky Technological Twist!
“OpenAI’s ChatGPT is sauntering into the corporate limelight, a delightful escapade to make AI as digestible as afternoon tea – and perhaps ring in some cash for the lab.”
“Psychic Algorithms: Towards More Dependable Fusion Power Plants with New Prediction Model!”
In a momentous fusion folly, MIT sleuths just set a record for nuclear plasma stability, giving our future energy prospects a cheeky, radiation-free wink! Cheers to science!
OpenAI Gambles on the Never-Ending Thirst for AI in Blockbuster AMD Deal
“In an unexpectedly steady corporate romance, AMD and OpenAI are at it again. A chess move clever enough to impress Deep Blue!”
The Laughing Electrons: A Glimpse into the Unreal Universe of OpenAI’s Social Video App: WIRED Digest
“Wired.com’s playful take: OpenAI’s ChatGPT is an imaginative, artificial pal with a talent for maintaining complex conversations. Broadcasting without ‘robotic’ characteristics, it’s the childhood friend you always wanted.”
“AI Charting the Battle Strategy: New Antibiotic vs. Gut Bacteria”
“Move over, chess-playing AI. Machine learning is now brewing cocktails of bacterial paralysis, possibly revolutionising antibiotics. Grumbles from old-school scientists heard in the background! Kudos to those MIT nerds!”
Lincoln Lab Pulls Back The Curtain On The Beefiest AI Supercomputer in US Academia
Taking a leap from 1 to 5 petaflops, MIT’s computing upgrade displays a prowess that would make any rabbit blush. University-based supercomputers, meet your alpha.
OpenAI Unveils Sora: A Humorous Spin on Deepfaking Yourself for Fun!
Brace yourselves as Musk-led OpenAI pushes the frontier, shaping AI into a ‘smiling’, ‘blinking’ actor who even dreams of free pizza wheels have trouble outsmarting.
Breaking News: Mira Murati’s Top-Secret AI Lab Unveils Its First Product with a Bang!
“Thinking Machines Labs isn’t making PBS reruns but supercomputing for the business world, with fine-tuned AI machines that are as groundbreaking as a reheated lunch.”