“To the enigmatic, reticent CAPTCHA puzzles, fought bots bravely, forced humans to squint yet outsmarted! Farewell, you were bizarrely loved. Long live the paradox of progress!”
Well, dear old MIT’s CSAIL is outsmarting us again, levelling up problem-solving with a spritely tool called ABSYNTH. Quite the algorithmic Swiss army knife!
“Meta’s embroiled in a rather piquant pickle – moonlighting as educational researchers on risqué websites to train their AI. Judicious use of popcorn advised.”
“Del Toro’s monster fandom takes a hit at the thought of AI replicating his craft. Art’s soul, he posits, can’t be coded—even by the brainiest neural network.”
In tech this week, we’ve navigated AI-induced insanity, stared down screen time, observed Google getting a legislative reality check, and battled bedbugs in our AirBnBs. Unforgettably colourful!
The tech world is dancing. Microsoft moonwalked past Google’s parent (Alphabet) in market value for the first time since 2012, even pirouetting past $2 trillion!
Our ‘AI Freelancers’ endearingly mimic human inefficiencies, causing glitches and gaffes even an intern wouldn’t, ironically making us yearn for genuine human interaction despite their high-tech promise.
Microsoft is making literal waves with its latest daring dive into data center design – the underwater “Project Natick”. Who needs clouds when you’ve got deep-sea cooling?
Remember those last-minute homework panic-scribbles? Well, it seems this new AI report is the adult version, but with automated vehicles and a hope-for-ambiguity approach.
Photoshopping is so last decade, as users are heading towards AI-driven platforms. Adobe’s meeting it head-on with ‘About Face,’ for faking no filter Instagram snaps.
