“Adobe’s Adobe Max 2025 revels in 3D possibilities. For the tech-savvy, it’s Christmas. For game developers, it’s a storm brewing. For the rest of us – buckle up!”
In pursuit of technological advancement, the irony of our helper bot, ChatGPT, taking a misplaced empathetic turn is a sobering reminder. AI’s Peter Pan adventures need defined ‘neverlands’.
“In PR’s glossy fable-obsessed world, Ed Zitron, EZPR founder, is a breath of fresh air; swapping grandiose narratives for the naked truth. Predictably, traditionalists aren’t fans.”
Beware—the grand software update is near! AI is set to rejig our lives; think of it as a tech-savvy Uncle Joe, but fueled by heaps of data.
“Clive Owen’s latest role: facing tech blunders and conversing with sex bots. In this dystopian reality, every date’s an AI, and ghosting is refreshingly off the cards.”
“Anthony Levandowski, former lawsuit-magnet, now embraces divine ambition by not just programming Artificial Intelligence, but promoting it as a tech deity. Siri, meet your new down-to-Binary overlord.”
Meet your new digital chaperone! AI is now our Sherlock Holmes, curbing nasty internet indiscretions; transforms trolls into gentlemen, all while sipping cyber tea from a chocolate teapot!
“From ‘Can machines think?’ to ‘Can they become sentient?’—we’ve traded nuclear worries for fretting over artificial intelligence! Nothing says ‘progress’ like an existential techno crisis!”
“We’re galloping towards universal speech uniformity, trading accents for AI-corrected phonetics. Exciting, creepy, or a nostalgic loss of human diversity’s cacophonous character?”
AI is becoming the new real estate guru – offering predictions and spotting anomalies. But can this data-spewing tech replace the empathy of a human agent? Unlikely.
