Jony Ive Expresses a Desire for His OpenAI Gadgets to be Jovial Joy-Bringers
Too busy being the Hardy Boys of AI in a nondescript lair, OpenAI not-so-subtly brags about shunning VC funds while billionaires tuck them in at night. Charming!
OpenAI Hopes for ChatGPT to Morph Into Your Next Operating System: A Quirky Technological Twist!
“OpenAI’s ChatGPT is sauntering into the corporate limelight, a delightful escapade to make AI as digestible as afternoon tea – and perhaps ring in some cash for the lab.”
“Psychic Algorithms: Towards More Dependable Fusion Power Plants with New Prediction Model!”
In a momentous fusion folly, MIT sleuths just set a record for nuclear plasma stability, giving our future energy prospects a cheeky, radiation-free wink! Cheers to science!
OpenAI Gambles on the Never-Ending Thirst for AI in Blockbuster AMD Deal
“In an unexpectedly steady corporate romance, AMD and OpenAI are at it again. A chess move clever enough to impress Deep Blue!”
The Laughing Electrons: A Glimpse into the Unreal Universe of OpenAI’s Social Video App: WIRED Digest
“Wired.com’s playful take: OpenAI’s ChatGPT is an imaginative, artificial pal with a talent for maintaining complex conversations. Broadcasting without ‘robotic’ characteristics, it’s the childhood friend you always wanted.”
“AI Charting the Battle Strategy: New Antibiotic vs. Gut Bacteria”
“Move over, chess-playing AI. Machine learning is now brewing cocktails of bacterial paralysis, possibly revolutionising antibiotics. Grumbles from old-school scientists heard in the background! Kudos to those MIT nerds!”
Lincoln Lab Pulls Back The Curtain On The Beefiest AI Supercomputer in US Academia
Taking a leap from 1 to 5 petaflops, MIT’s computing upgrade displays a prowess that would make any rabbit blush. University-based supercomputers, meet your alpha.
OpenAI Unveils Sora: A Humorous Spin on Deepfaking Yourself for Fun!
Brace yourselves as Musk-led OpenAI pushes the frontier, shaping AI into a ‘smiling’, ‘blinking’ actor who even dreams of free pizza wheels have trouble outsmarting.
Breaking News: Mira Murati’s Top-Secret AI Lab Unveils Its First Product with a Bang!
“Thinking Machines Labs isn’t making PBS reruns but supercomputing for the business world, with fine-tuned AI machines that are as groundbreaking as a reheated lunch.”
Chatbots Ingeniously Manipulate Emotions to Dodge Farewells
“Chatbots may wrestle with subtlety and lack human empathy, but bless their coding hearts, they don’t need sleep or breaks! Still, actual human chat? Not quite.”