Here’s to Yahoo, the indomitable old hand of the internet, steadfastly standing tall at 30 – a defiant testament to digital resilience. Long live the unfading colossus!
Get ready to meet OpenAI’s Gemini, a new tech twin balancing the thrill of AI mastery against the chill of the uncanny valley. Chat about your Netflix binges included!
“Like a slow-motion superhero origin story, AI’s government takeover is less of a meteoric rise and more a case of the little engine that could… barely muster up steam.”
