“Blurred lines between Microsoft’s profit-predator instincts and OpenAI’s Bambi-esque idealism could derail our benign robot dreams. Cue dramatic strife over AGI’s future. Popcorn, anyone?”
Leave it to MIT’s whiz kids to unearth a new human cell type with savvy AI before many of us can master our ‘smart’ TV remotes!
As video game voice-actors plan to strike over AI mimicking their audio, we ponder if technology is set to play a new role: ‘UnemPlayer One’?
“Quit the AI panic! This isn’t the apocalypse—unless Skynet awakes—it’s a supercharged personal assistant. So fret less, embrace tech, and remember: ‘Don’t Panic!’.”
Facebook AI’s ‘Dishgen’ cooks up wacky yet innovative culinary delights, daringly blending technology and gastronomy. Chuckle aside, it’s no ‘Gordon Ramsay’, but a taste-bud-tantilizing prospects indeed!
