OpenAI’s Newly-Minted CEO of Applications Infuses High-Octane Optimism in Inaugural Missive to Team
Stepping in as CEO of OpenAI, Fidji Simo pledges to pilot the tech ship with ‘long-term safety’ as her compass. Let the popcorn-munching begin!
“Neuralink Faces Fierce Competition from a Potential Mind-Reading Superstar!”
“Brain implants aren’t gizmos for weather updates, folks—they let us control tech with our minds. Fancy yourself superhuman? Darren Lipomi of UC San Diego does!”
“Crunching Numbers and Taking Names: How Language Models’ Mathematical Shortcuts Revolutionize Dynamic Scenario Predictions”
When engaging AI in banter, brace for laughter or horror, as it often scrambles for safety with statistically probable, yet sometimes troublingly inaccurate predictions.