In catching up with AI, YouTube fancies itself as a celestial event, promising empathetic machines versed in video understanding. Industrial Revolution flashbacks, anyone? Popcorn’s on you!
“From Silicon Valley to the adult movie industry, AI is changing the game. At Strike 3 Studios, an AI is even sniffing out film copyright infringers!”
“Introducing the tech world’s rockstars – Olly, Sofia, and Atlas. These robotic wizzes can chat, empathise and parkour respectively, all without having an existential crisis!”
“Brace for a wild ride as generative AI ushers a new era of human-machine collaboration – turning our cars into customized theme parks. Air freshener advised!”
In a surprising tech tango, silicon giants NVIDIA and Intel decide that unity beats rivalry, embarking on a collaborative chip-making adventure. But don’t expect quick, overnight miracles.
