Jony Ive Expresses a Desire for His OpenAI Gadgets to be Jovial Joy-Bringers
Too busy being the Hardy Boys of AI in a nondescript lair, OpenAI not-so-subtly brags about shunning VC funds while billionaires tuck them in at night. Charming!
OpenAI Hopes for ChatGPT to Morph Into Your Next Operating System: A Quirky Technological Twist!
“OpenAI’s ChatGPT is sauntering into the corporate limelight, a delightful escapade to make AI as digestible as afternoon tea – and perhaps ring in some cash for the lab.”
“Psychic Algorithms: Towards More Dependable Fusion Power Plants with New Prediction Model!”
In a momentous fusion folly, MIT sleuths just set a record for nuclear plasma stability, giving our future energy prospects a cheeky, radiation-free wink! Cheers to science!