Humor and Entrepreneurship Unite: Thinking Machines Lab Bags a Whopping $2 Billion and Unveils Its Geniuses Behind the Curtain!
“Thinking Machines Lab Raises a Record $2 Billion, Announces Cofounders”
“On Thursday, Thinking Machines, a data science startup based in the Philippines, announced it had raised an undisclosed amount in pre-Series A funding. The round was led by Foxmont Capital Partners, a firm that wants to help build data literacy among Filipinos.”
So, a data science startup in the Philippines, Thinking Machines, has managed to secure funding in a pre-Series A round. And isn’t it just the icing on the cake that Foxmont Capital Partners, with its grand vision of fostering data literacy among Filipinos, led the funding round?
But let’s not move any further without lauding the hero of our story, the awe-inspiring, Ms. Mira Murati. One can’t help but marvel at how she journeyed from a childhood spent in war-torn Kosovo to co-founding a leading data analytics firm in Southeast Asia. An exemplary tale of grit and determination right there.
Of course, the company’s mission isn’t some lofty, unachievable ideal. Oh no! They want to grow a robust data culture in an era often tagged as the ‘information age’. Sounds quite on point, doesn’t it? After all, who wouldn’t desire a future where every business, whether small or big, leverages data to drive decisions?
Having counted Unilever, the World Bank, and the Philippines’ Department of Health as its clients and partners, Thinking Machines is not poised to play small. But of course, why would they? With their novel methods of retooling old software or employing Artificial intelligence to gobble up data, they are definitely geared to take the ‘big data’ market by storm.
And let’s not forget, they also have the backing of Foxmont Capital Partners, an investment firm whose mission is to ‘promote technological advancement and innovation in the Philippines’. It’s practically a match made in heaven. And with such support, they’re definitely on the right track to foster a data-centric culture in businesses across Southeast Asia.
So, there you have it folks. Ms. Murati, her brilliant team at Thinking Machines, their hefty funding, and their grand vision—everything pointing towards a future rich in data literacy. And in true sarcastic fashion, all we can say is, isn’t that just typical of the ‘information age’?