WIRED Digest: A Peek into AI Psychosis, the Puzzle of Missing FTC Files, and Google’s Bedbug Infestation!
“WIRED Roundup: AI Psychosis, Missing FTC Files, and Google Bedbugs”
“From the horrors of an AI-induced psychosis, to the psychological stresses of too much screen time, to federal incursions on Google’s unassailable dominance, to the scourge of bedbugs in your AirBnB, it’s been undeniably, a colorful week in tech.”
Indeed, what a colorful tech week it has been! The lilies of AI-induced insanity have come into full bloom and, oh, what a sight that has been. Isn’t it just amusing how we’ve grown to accept our robot overlords so quickly? We’ve practically embraced the idea of automation-induced hallucinations. Now, isn’t that a fine premise for a dystopian novel, eh?
Then there’s our dear friend, too-much-screen-time. Ah, the sheer psychological acrobatics it has us doing. Isn’t it brilliant? Hallelujah for the tech industry, our eyes have a new job – staring at screens from dawn to dusk. Talk about keeping them employed!
Of course, witnessing federal invasions of Google’s unassailable dominance has been quite the drama. Pour yourself a drink, sit comfortably, and watch this version of corporate David and Goliath unfold. Isn’t it always entertaining seeing the mighty tech giants being subjected to a bit of legislative reality check?
Last but not least, let’s not forget those adorable little AirBnB invaders. Not the ones who leave behind a mess or another cheesy review, no – we’re focusing on the bedbugs. These tiny creatures have instilled fear in every AirBnB dweller’s heart. Doesn’t it just tickle the grey cells how technology has revolutionized the hospitality industry and added that extra bit of excitement to your stay?
All in all, applauds to how brilliantly bizarre this week has been in the tech world. How many more shades of insanity are we yet to get a glimpse of in this grand circus of technology? We wait with bated breath for next week’s thrilling episodes. Stay tuned, folks.