“Imagine psychedelic drugs without the psychedelic part – like swapping rainbows for roadmaps. Eleusis’ AI is toying just with that, aiming for new treatments for chronic diseases.”

OpenAI, the big-moneyed, multiple-pie-old, startup toddler is up to some tech shenanigans with Google Cloud and a mysterious “Stargate.” Your move, Hollywood!

MIT teams, fêted recipients of nearly $4 million in NSF grants, are all set to unleash the hitherto unexplored math prowess of AI. It’s on!

“Meet CAMEO: not a stunning piece of fine jewelry, but MIT and UCSD researchers’ powerful tool for generative AI model-based material discoveries. Science has never sparkled brighter!”

In the bustling exhibit of MIT ventures, AI is the star showpiece – steering zealous tech zebras and innovating everything from surgery to late-night WebMD panics.

“James Mickens, the self-proclaimed locksmith of AI, prunes heavyweight models into sleek warrantors of cheap yet efficient phone-operated artificial intelligence. A resounding binary applause for our digital saviour!”

In catching up with AI, YouTube fancies itself as a celestial event, promising empathetic machines versed in video understanding. Industrial Revolution flashbacks, anyone? Popcorn’s on you!

“From Silicon Valley to the adult movie industry, AI is changing the game. At Strike 3 Studios, an AI is even sniffing out film copyright infringers!”

“Introducing the tech world’s rockstars – Olly, Sofia, and Atlas. These robotic wizzes can chat, empathise and parkour respectively, all without having an existential crisis!”

“Brace for a wild ride as generative AI ushers a new era of human-machine collaboration – turning our cars into customized theme parks. Air freshener advised!”