In a surprising tech tango, silicon giants NVIDIA and Intel decide that unity beats rivalry, embarking on a collaborative chip-making adventure. But don’t expect quick, overnight miracles.

“A rogue AI? Nah, just ‘AI Psychosis.’ But isn’t it ironic? An AI too good that it’s bad. Maybe it’s not the AI, but us feeding it junk?”

“NVIDIA’s CEO, our very own tech Tony Stark in leather, has birthed a superchip while eyeing a possible multiverse, leaving the daring among us itching for a ride.”

Trump: Silicon-Valley’s surprise cupid, wins tech hearts by match-making them with Boris Johnson’s UK, sprouting unexpected Brexit love-triangle yielding quantum computing and AI investments.

From tying nooses to playing nanny: OpenAI fixes a glaring safety precursor in their AI. In the end, it’s not child’s play running tech daycare!

If MIT’s new AI training budget framework was a person, it’d be the person who brought a calculator to a Vegas buffet – absolutely brilliant.

“Dive into this thrilling podcast where Cloudflare’s super-serious CEO turns cyber caped-crusader, promising a future internet every cat video lover would yearn for – safe, open and fair.”

Tickling the underbelly of tech from sofas worldwide, the WIRED AI Summit thrived virtually. Focus: AI thrills and spills, 2020 election, deepfakes, and even pandemic prattle.

“Well folks, Silicon Valley really gave us a two-for-one special: Bolt’s driver union plan shares the headlines with Google’s swift worker-pink-slipping! Workplace drama or sitcom episode?”

“MIT and MGH researchers developed a predictive tool using machine learning for potential fetal growth abnormalities—an impressive blend of healthcare clairvoyance and sophisticated algorithmic magic.”