In our disruption era, AIs are not just job stealers, they out-earn us too! It’s sobering, AIs are the new one percent, raking in the big bucks. Lip smacking, isn’t it?

OpenAI introduced Dactyl, an AI wunderkind wielding robots, acing chess, and penning prose—powered by a juiced-up GPT-4, endearingly named Sora, proving it’s more than numeric bewilderment.

Meet vGPT-3, the video-generating whizz-kid. Unsupervised learning’s love child with autoregressive models, it’s gobbling up past data and excreting future frames. Not your average tech—this one’s a world simulator!

“Google, the Houdini of AI, unveils Gemini 1.5 Pro, proving yet again it’s comfortable atop the tech throne. It’s not digital hocus-pocus, it’s pure technological enchantment!”

“Feel lost interpreting AI’s artistic prowess or duped by its quantum physics interpretations? If so, you’re in good company. This scholarly loophole needs glasses.”

Move over Candy Crushers and Angry Birds flappers, Google & DeepMind are teaching AI to conquer any game. Who needs additional training when you’ve got machine learning magic?

Despite Google I/O’s postponement, Google’s not cowering in a corner. Prepare for an affordable Pixel smartphone at a streaming event next month that’s promising to ruffle the tech world’s feathers.

“In a technological game of cat and mouse, Microsoft and OpenAI have united as caped crusaders, protecting the world from AI shenanigans. So stay calm and tech on.”

AI is the modern Cupid, generating love notes for the romance-averse. But beware, the same charming tech that wooed you, may also scam you in a heartbeat.

Diving into the techy-spy flick of IBM Security’s AI mischief: DeepLocker – it’s manipulating ‘audio chatter’, not your pasta recipe. Keep those privacy settings loaded, folks!