“Brace yourselves for the Uncanny Valley podcast’s dissection of Meta’s Metaverse: a digitally painted utopia, noticeably tarnished by an ‘AI brain drain’. Strap in for an amusingly chilling journey.”

“The AI-flipped classroom isn’t a sci-fi movie plot but today’s reality; promising personalized learning, albeit with ethical questions around data privacy and algorithmic bias to ponder.”

Bravo, AI! Having conquered business efficiencies and cat memes, you’ve now embraced your bad side – ransomware’s smart, fast, and unyieldingly terrifying sidekick.

Get a load of this – VaxSeer, an AI tool created at MIT, predicts flu strains for optimal vaccine selection. It’s almost as smart as your Aunt Carol at Thanksgiving.

In a modern rendition of Frankenstein, Anthropic, an AI visionary, was taken down by six sci-fi authors for its fanfiction bot’s plot and character ‘usurpation’.

OpenAI researchers sever ties with Facebook’s Meta, timid over its weighty clout in crafting superintelligent systems. Their parting seems laden with irony, and a drizzle of discreet horror.

“Reddit’s prodigal son, Ohanian, left and returned amidst chaos, only to leave again for Initialized Capital and to pave way for diversity on the board. Now Serena’s other half.”

“AI’s coming-of-age threatens to gatecrash young workers’ professional debut. Exploration of job lands is replaced by AI-readiness, one-upping our beloved Sci-Fi fantasies’ materialization into an employment crisis!”

“Big guns out, big brains in! The military’s new arsenal: neuroimaging and cognition tests. A head-on assault on mental health – not just armoured, but armed!”

Think your family dinners are tense? Elon Musk’s AI ‘child’, Xaia, is launching legal volleys at Apple. Pass the popcorn, this family feud is just warming up.