AI maestro Demis Hassabis decamps to Boston Dynamics, stirring up fresh adventures in the realm of high-tech robo-dogs. The tech-world’s implausible soap opera continues to amuse!

Buckle up! DHS cybersecurity experts have discovered our supposedly secure power companies as cozy dens for hackers. Nothing like a dash of irony with your morning coffee!

Siri, Alexa, meet chat etiquette! Tech giants huddle at Google HQ, aiming for digital aides that chat about race and gender with human-like tact, not scandal.

Brace yourselves, AI’s knighthood–open collaboration–may nosedive due to a tech cold war. Case in point: OpenAI restricting “GPT-3” access, possibly setting a worrying trend. Ironic, isn’t it?

MIT engineers have etched an AI algorithm capable of transforming simple 3D scribbles into detailed CAD models, thereby promising some serious competition to human creativity.

Microsoft’s Viva: productivity steroids for Teams, ushering in a one-stop, AI-managed work-life – Harmony, or invasion? It’s Poppins insidiously observant, sans coffee spills. Welcome to efficiency; BYO lock for your sandwich.

At MIT’s energy colloquium, we heard about our world being toast without an energy shift—cue advanced nuclear tech, alternative fuels, and efficient energy storage. Time to ditch those disco pants, petroleum.

Finance maestro Weisenthal declared, “Crypto’s success isn’t about mainstream adoption, but its disruptive ability–rattling norms, and sparking discourse!” A Bitcoin shake-up or a revolutionary rallying cry?

Transitioning from Facebook’s powerhouse to AI hotshot, here’s Fidji Simo, turning the AI conversation model into a money-spinner, lighting up OpenAI with a human touch.

Thanks to Google, we can now chat up office software and put tasks on cruise control. Humanity is one leap closer to a thrilling AI-powered apocalypse!