“OpenAI’s boss, Sam Altman, is busy whispering sweet binary nothings into South Korea’s ear, all for the love… of chips!”

Elon Musk, our resident sci-fi benefactor, has done it again, turning make-believe into reality. Neuralink, the tech mogul’s latest brainchild, has now “microchipped” a human brain!

Biden’s newest executive command – forcing tech giants to disclose foreign users. Cue the dramatic showdown between corporate America, China, and government enforced transparency. Grab your popcorn, folks!

While AI can perfect the arts and crafts of master painters and novelists, navigating the terrain of comedic genius like that of George Carlin is a whole new ballgame.

“Artificially resuscitating George Carlin’s comedic spirit has triggered quite a comedy of litigations; now the spotlight’s on AI – Absolutely Inappropriate or Audaciously Ingenious?”

Raising a virtual toast to GPT-4, our AI ‘Poke-Mastermind,’ now flexing its creative muscle, possibly out-brainstorming us all! What’s next, AI comedy clubs?

“Fasten your seatbelts! AI-aided ‘deep fakes’ are the new plaything of politics – creating a fun fair where lies shake hands with reality.”

Step aside, job fairs and CVs! With AI, recruitment’s been given a slick, silicon makeover, making job hunting smoother, faster, and refreshingly fair. Who wouldn’t want a slice of that?

“Musk, the habitual billion-dollar dreamer, now targets AI’s new frontier, XAI. Explainable, not just intelligent? Tall order, but then, so was Mars. Raise your bets, folks.”

Amidst the tech and government AI arm-wrestle, OpenAI calmly crafts beneficial bots, preferring progress over power-play. A virtuous nuisance for scrambling monopolizers. Godspeed, OpenAI.